Jay Fountain Au
@jayfountain.bsky.social
TTRPG Games designer, failed writer, adequate husband, doggy daddy. Meat vehicle for various gut bacteria. Autistic. Atheist. (He/Him)
Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine.
F*ck Cancer.
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine.
F*ck Cancer.
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF4P... It's pronounced eee Best Guest, you fool!
Beating Fallout 4™ with no UI, while it beats me right back
YouTube video by Best Guest
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February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF4P... It's pronounced eee Best Guest, you fool!
After a week of being in the grip of a severe mental health crisis (she was told she had to hide my medications), I'm still not quite out of it, and have a viral chest infection on top. Wouldn't recommend that with leukaemia as well. But there's a new Best Guest Youtube video up...
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
After a week of being in the grip of a severe mental health crisis (she was told she had to hide my medications), I'm still not quite out of it, and have a viral chest infection on top. Wouldn't recommend that with leukaemia as well. But there's a new Best Guest Youtube video up...
Playtesting the new RPG Rules.... it did not go well. However, it was vital to do it, as it highlighted issues, and within 2 days, I've done a rewrite to simplify the area that was causing the problem. But I'm a games designer, not a GM, so that caused issues too. playtest your systems, people.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Playtesting the new RPG Rules.... it did not go well. However, it was vital to do it, as it highlighted issues, and within 2 days, I've done a rewrite to simplify the area that was causing the problem. But I'm a games designer, not a GM, so that caused issues too. playtest your systems, people.
Louder for people at the back: it's bio-pic, not bi-opic.
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Louder for people at the back: it's bio-pic, not bi-opic.
Weird how the same incels screaming about "wokeness" when there are female lead characters are the same that were wanking over the low polygon Lara Croft last generation, isn't it?
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Weird how the same incels screaming about "wokeness" when there are female lead characters are the same that were wanking over the low polygon Lara Croft last generation, isn't it?
Mike Johnson addressing the UK Parliament starts with buttering up, and then moves into trying to justify declaring martial law in the US because the young people aren't doing what they're told because some of them still have some sense of decency.
What a smarmy c*nt.
What a smarmy c*nt.
January 20, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Mike Johnson addressing the UK Parliament starts with buttering up, and then moves into trying to justify declaring martial law in the US because the young people aren't doing what they're told because some of them still have some sense of decency.
What a smarmy c*nt.
What a smarmy c*nt.
Reposted by Jay Fountain Au
If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
if you're thinking of having a quick bone marrow biopsy to pass the time, I'd suggest you reconsider.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
if you're thinking of having a quick bone marrow biopsy to pass the time, I'd suggest you reconsider.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
Scott Adams is dead.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Scott Adams is dead.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
trying to work on designing and writing two different RPGs 2 weeks before a gaming convention probably isn't the best idea.
Imma still gonna, tho.
Imma still gonna, tho.
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
trying to work on designing and writing two different RPGs 2 weeks before a gaming convention probably isn't the best idea.
Imma still gonna, tho.
Imma still gonna, tho.
Greenland has been settled with Danes about twice as long as the US has been settled by invading Europeans.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Greenland has been settled with Danes about twice as long as the US has been settled by invading Europeans.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
Totally normal. Should be fine. They do this sort of procedure all the time.
January 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Totally normal. Should be fine. They do this sort of procedure all the time.
Forklift Certification will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Forklift Certification will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Gordon Shumway will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Gordon Shumway will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
Nicolas Maduro will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Nicolas Maduro will return in Avengers: Doomsday
The fact dogs die pretty much disproves the notion that God is real.
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The fact dogs die pretty much disproves the notion that God is real.
The UK and the EU needs to immediately halt any and all intelligence sharing with the US until Trump is removed from power. The US should be expelled from the UN, and sanctions should be brought against it. Trump is a criminal. His administration is corrupt. There must be consequences.
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The UK and the EU needs to immediately halt any and all intelligence sharing with the US until Trump is removed from power. The US should be expelled from the UN, and sanctions should be brought against it. Trump is a criminal. His administration is corrupt. There must be consequences.
It literally didn't "invent" any of these.
Citizen Kane is great because it reinvented film language—deep focus, bold angles, nonlinear storytelling—while asking a timeless question: can you ever truly know a person? It’s not a biography, but a meditation on power, memory, and loss.
#TCMParty #CitizenKane
#TCMParty #CitizenKane
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
It literally didn't "invent" any of these.
Citizen Kane is a bag of shit. So naturally, a bunch of film-wankers are gushing over it because it was on TV, and they're read just enough to be influenced by everyone who said it was a masterpiece, rather than actually realising that it isn't.
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Citizen Kane is a bag of shit. So naturally, a bunch of film-wankers are gushing over it because it was on TV, and they're read just enough to be influenced by everyone who said it was a masterpiece, rather than actually realising that it isn't.
stop saying Maduro was "captured": a country's leader has been kidnapped.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
stop saying Maduro was "captured": a country's leader has been kidnapped.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
Horrible news: Sarah Fisher, animal welfare advocate and dog expert (and Anthony Stewart Head's partner) has died. Really sad stuff. He's going to be fucking devastated. She was only 61.
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Horrible news: Sarah Fisher, animal welfare advocate and dog expert (and Anthony Stewart Head's partner) has died. Really sad stuff. He's going to be fucking devastated. She was only 61.
Genius idea.
Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Genius idea.
Me: "I don't think I have ADHD"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Me: "I don't think I have ADHD"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"