I boo’d

I would never take the space you have shoveled out because we live in a society.
However our society is unjust, so if the beach chair you are using to save that space is nicer than mine I am taking that chair home.

it'd be so funny to get killed by an assassin on cross country skis because I'd be dying sure but they still have to go cross country skiing, I win

“People we should whomp with a length of garden hose” is what my brain swaps it out with

Oh. I got hot sauce too
Related. Am I supposed to put it in the fridge?

I currently have a copy of King Lear, and a copy of The Lords of Discipline that I got at a funeral on my coffee table. Seems bad.

Sold

Beyond Pork Soda:(

Dave’s Big Book of Brains.
I’d preorder

They definitely weren’t bought for five people. That guy is “watching” alone