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Jay Gatsby
@jaygatsby.bsky.social
Ice cream cake enthusiast. Celtics Bruins and Boston
I boo’d
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I would never take the space you have shoveled out because we live in a society.
However our society is unjust, so if the beach chair you are using to save that space is nicer than mine I am taking that chair home.
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Reposted by Jay Gatsby
it'd be so funny to get killed by an assassin on cross country skis because I'd be dying sure but they still have to go cross country skiing, I win
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“People we should whomp with a length of garden hose” is what my brain swaps it out with
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Oh. I got hot sauce too
Related. Am I supposed to put it in the fridge?
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I currently have a copy of King Lear, and a copy of The Lords of Discipline that I got at a funeral on my coffee table. Seems bad.
February 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Sold
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Beyond Pork Soda:(
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Dave’s Big Book of Brains.
I’d preorder
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM
They definitely weren’t bought for five people. That guy is “watching” alone
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM