Jay Gatsby
@jaygatsby.bsky.social
Ice cream cake enthusiast. Celtics Bruins and Boston
Pinned
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Long Kiss Goodnight was entirely Geena Davis reclaiming her baddie status from motherhood.
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Long Kiss Goodnight was entirely Geena Davis reclaiming her baddie status from motherhood.
Still:(
My mittens smell like gasoline:(
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Still:(
Do they think she did it or what?
Woman arrested after another woman is killed in Southland neighborhood
Woman arrested after another woman is killed in Southland neighborhood
A 31-year-old woman was arrested after another woman was killed in a residential area in Temecula, officials announced Saturday. The incident unfolded on Friday night around 6:45 p.m., …
ktla.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Do they think she did it or what?
My mittens smell like gasoline:(
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My mittens smell like gasoline:(
This sounds a lot like they are going to be hunting people.
“The Greatest Game, only on ESPN+”
“The Greatest Game, only on ESPN+”
you’re watching nfl/nba/stranger things. I’m watching extreme archery tag championships on ESPNNews. we are not the same
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This sounds a lot like they are going to be hunting people.
“The Greatest Game, only on ESPN+”
“The Greatest Game, only on ESPN+”
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The regular crowd shuffles in.....
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The regular crowd shuffles in.....
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You're telling me there's an entire new fucking year in like 2 weeks? We have to do all of this again? Dumb idea, imo
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You're telling me there's an entire new fucking year in like 2 weeks? We have to do all of this again? Dumb idea, imo
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I wish brand new shit that hasn't even come out yet in my worst enemies.
ills that have yet to befall anybody.
the Baby Dee of bad intentions
ills that have yet to befall anybody.
the Baby Dee of bad intentions
"i wouldn't wish ____ on my worst enemy"
not me... i "be" wishing it
not me... i "be" wishing it
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I wish brand new shit that hasn't even come out yet in my worst enemies.
ills that have yet to befall anybody.
the Baby Dee of bad intentions
ills that have yet to befall anybody.
the Baby Dee of bad intentions
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3. Haven't seen that yet but I did see Mecole Hardman playing Connect Four against punter Mitch Wishnowsky in the locker room this week.
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
3. Haven't seen that yet but I did see Mecole Hardman playing Connect Four against punter Mitch Wishnowsky in the locker room this week.
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I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the Urgent Care
I'm at the combination Taco bell and Urgent Care
I'm at the Urgent Care
I'm at the combination Taco bell and Urgent Care
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the Urgent Care
I'm at the combination Taco bell and Urgent Care
I'm at the Urgent Care
I'm at the combination Taco bell and Urgent Care
It’s Snow Pants time
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It’s Snow Pants time
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restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
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I can’t carry over 3 ounces of shampoo but this mofo gets to carry a baseball bat onto the plane?
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I can’t carry over 3 ounces of shampoo but this mofo gets to carry a baseball bat onto the plane?
“economic reasons”
Did you know Colombia was due to host the World Cup in 1986 but pulled out for economic reasons?
What about Norway being the only country that Brazil has never beaten?
@willjeanes.bsky.social has unearthed an eclectic mix of facts & stats about every country in the World Cup draw.
bit.ly/4iDj8kw
What about Norway being the only country that Brazil has never beaten?
@willjeanes.bsky.social has unearthed an eclectic mix of facts & stats about every country in the World Cup draw.
bit.ly/4iDj8kw
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“economic reasons”
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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The kid who proudly called ICE on a carwash.
Print this shit everywhere.
Hell yeah, Sil!
For those not from here: this is The Silhouette (nobody calls it that), one of Boston's last remaining dive bars. For a college kid living in the area, it's the last place you want to get banned from
Print this shit everywhere.
Hell yeah, Sil!
For those not from here: this is The Silhouette (nobody calls it that), one of Boston's last remaining dive bars. For a college kid living in the area, it's the last place you want to get banned from
The man without a neighborhood
www.universalhub.com/2025/man-wit...
#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
www.universalhub.com/2025/man-wit...
#Allston #immigrants #Boston #Republicans #BostonUniversity
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The kid who proudly called ICE on a carwash.
Print this shit everywhere.
Hell yeah, Sil!
For those not from here: this is The Silhouette (nobody calls it that), one of Boston's last remaining dive bars. For a college kid living in the area, it's the last place you want to get banned from
Print this shit everywhere.
Hell yeah, Sil!
For those not from here: this is The Silhouette (nobody calls it that), one of Boston's last remaining dive bars. For a college kid living in the area, it's the last place you want to get banned from
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Do you think the pope played as the Falcons in Madden 04
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Do you think the pope played as the Falcons in Madden 04
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if jameis does this to you you have to retire
[NFL] JAMEIS WINSTON RECEIVING TD FROM GUNNER OLSZEWSKI! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if jameis does this to you you have to retire
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Chekhov's quarterback was always going to go off
Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski announced that rookie Shedeur Sanders will start for Cleveland Sunday against the Raiders.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Chekhov's quarterback was always going to go off
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Joe Mazzulla was asked by a Sports Illustrated Kids reporter, who is a child, about how he pushes his players but keeps the game fun. His answer was incredible.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Joe Mazzulla was asked by a Sports Illustrated Kids reporter, who is a child, about how he pushes his players but keeps the game fun. His answer was incredible.
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Wife: I was right about JJ McCarthy and I was right about Big Ben
Me: You said Big Ben was gonna be good?
Wife: No what I said was he looked like the kind of guy who would sexually assault someone in a bathroom at the club and
Me: You said Big Ben was gonna be good?
Wife: No what I said was he looked like the kind of guy who would sexually assault someone in a bathroom at the club and
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wife: I was right about JJ McCarthy and I was right about Big Ben
Me: You said Big Ben was gonna be good?
Wife: No what I said was he looked like the kind of guy who would sexually assault someone in a bathroom at the club and
Me: You said Big Ben was gonna be good?
Wife: No what I said was he looked like the kind of guy who would sexually assault someone in a bathroom at the club and
This is an all time url.
Boss: "Did you get a picture of our storefront for the website?"
Designer: Sure did, Boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked."
lord-jeffs-beef-place.com-place.com
Designer: Sure did, Boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked."
lord-jeffs-beef-place.com-place.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is an all time url.
It was!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It was!!
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"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that held them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made."
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that held them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made."