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Jay Jaybee
@jayjaybee.bsky.social
Happy go lucky scamp. Specialising in cats, gaming, films and the occasional political rant. Opinions my own or stolen from someone cleverer.
You’re perpetuating stereotypes and prejudice by Odering people like this.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I’d say this was a milkshake duck moment for him; except we’ve always known he’s a racist dickhead and he’s shit at ducking milkshakes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Hollandaise
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’ve got “TransFem Lizard” to the tune of ‘Pinball Wizard’ so thanks for that.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I am Gandalf the Wet. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

No literally I couldn’t help it I just got washed up here.
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Bloody immigrants. Coming over here and shepherding public figures to the afterlife.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I think he looks like three dogshits in a trench-coat.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am so fucking down for some good mbuzi choma.
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s great to eat at the
Trans Coffee Shop;
Have some breakfast at the
Trans Coffee Shop.

You can eat a good meal;
You can grab a hot tea;
You can talk about HRT.
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The odd one out is Michael Myers - the other three all actually killed something in real life (Noem: her dog; Goodwin: his academic career; Andrew: last shred of royal dignity)
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Graham Replacement Theory at work
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ancient proverb say: You can lead a twat to parliament but you can’t make him do any work.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Send him to The Wall. Make him join The Nonce Watch.
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Le canard milk-shake
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I love that he decided to mansplain ‘dead cat strategy’ instead of responding to the actual substance which I think in itself could be classed as a dead cat strategy or ‘dead cat²’. If he does it again then it becomes ‘dead cat³’ and then we’re into a whole Schrödinger situation.
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Carry that weight.
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Welcome, Alex. Your mandatory St George’s Flag, pack of PG tips, switchblade and £10 Greggs voucher will be in the post.
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Some are born English, some achieve Englishness, and some have Englishness thrust upon them.
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM