Jay Jaybee
@jayjaybee.bsky.social
Happy go lucky scamp. Specialising in cats, gaming, films and the occasional political rant. Opinions my own or stolen from someone cleverer.
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Mark Carney's speech really is terrific: full text is here and very much worth your time.
The Carney doctrine
Open comment thread on the PM's Davos speech
paulwells.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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You’re an untrained amateur seamstress? I guess that fits.
You're a fantasy author? Get with the real world.
So you're an improviser? Yes? And?
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
You’re an untrained amateur seamstress? I guess that fits.
I cannot wait for Reform’s latest recruit to apply for funding from this scheme for his stables.
Households could be offered interest-free loans to install solar panels and heat pumps as part of the government's Warm Homes Plan, which could come as soon as next week, PolHome understands
@nadinebh.bsky.social reports
@nadinebh.bsky.social reports
Households Could Be Given Interest Free Loans To Buy Solar Panels And Heat Pumps
The government is looking at offering households interest-free loans to install solar panels and heat pumps as part of its green energy strategy, P...
www.politicshome.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I cannot wait for Reform’s latest recruit to apply for funding from this scheme for his stables.
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Welcome to new Bluesky users.
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Welcome to new Bluesky users.
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
Oh good. They put the CSAM behind a paedo-wall.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Oh good. They put the CSAM behind a paedo-wall.
I’m sorry but who actually expects me to get any work done with this little goober snoring like this next to my desk!
#proofofcat
#proofofcat
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I’m sorry but who actually expects me to get any work done with this little goober snoring like this next to my desk!
#proofofcat
#proofofcat
It was once my job to stop John Cleese from going to the toilet. I failed.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It was once my job to stop John Cleese from going to the toilet. I failed.
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
These photos look like they should be the front cover of ‘Severance Cosplayers Quarterly’.
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
These photos look like they should be the front cover of ‘Severance Cosplayers Quarterly’.
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I do not want your AI slop
I do not want it in my mop
I do not want it in my house
I do not want it in my mouse
I do not like brain-rotting AI spam
I do not want it, Sam Alt-man
I do not want it in my mop
I do not want it in my house
I do not want it in my mouse
I do not like brain-rotting AI spam
I do not want it, Sam Alt-man
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I do not want your AI slop
I do not want it in my mop
I do not want it in my house
I do not want it in my mouse
I do not like brain-rotting AI spam
I do not want it, Sam Alt-man
I do not want it in my mop
I do not want it in my house
I do not want it in my mouse
I do not like brain-rotting AI spam
I do not want it, Sam Alt-man
“Pay us money to make you a shit advert badly. Please.”
The company behind the mcdonalds ad:
Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“Pay us money to make you a shit advert badly. Please.”
Mein Bants: A biography of Nigel Farage
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mein Bants: A biography of Nigel Farage
I am treating the act of referring to this as retro as a personal attack on my millennial ass.
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am treating the act of referring to this as retro as a personal attack on my millennial ass.
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Some key stats on UK immigration
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Some key stats on UK immigration
Ok, bet.
Betting firm threatens to end its entire High St presence if it has to pay any more tax bit.ly/4qhaL1j yet another in the too rich and too important to pay tax series
If gambling tax rises, we’ll shut all our 1,300 shops, warns Betfred
Increased levies expected to be imposed in next month’s budget could cost the company 7,000 jobs, according to Joanne Whittaker, the chief executive
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Ok, bet.
The reductions in actual chocolate content will continue until morale improves.
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The reductions in actual chocolate content will continue until morale improves.
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
Unsolicited chick lick
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Unsolicited chick lick
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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October 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate.
This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.
This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.
![The Problem of Writing Poems
in the Shape of Deciduous Trees
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
a comm n
pr ble whe writin
p ems in the shape of decid o s
trees is t at once t ere ar ives the fir t
sti rings of he new aut mn breeze, he
oems will begi to shake hemselves
ge tly ntil their letters loos n
d
like leaves, an
they
start
to
float
down
then
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]
turntomushuponthegroun
[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3hptt3d3jvwahhnl3jvsycc2/bafkreicmofismc32qk26i4leqicdulf6ttgw45p33qtgjzvhfbi5mswgta@jpeg)
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate.
This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.
This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.
An American Werewolf on LinkedIn
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
An American Werewolf on LinkedIn
October 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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The brilliance of Britain is that it is a concept. Its whole point is it is a *liberal* place.
We don't care what religion you are, what colour your skin is, what your backgorund is, what your beliefs are. We don't subject anyone to the choices of others.
We invented liberalism.
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We don't care what religion you are, what colour your skin is, what your backgorund is, what your beliefs are. We don't subject anyone to the choices of others.
We invented liberalism.
/2
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The brilliance of Britain is that it is a concept. Its whole point is it is a *liberal* place.
We don't care what religion you are, what colour your skin is, what your backgorund is, what your beliefs are. We don't subject anyone to the choices of others.
We invented liberalism.
/2
We don't care what religion you are, what colour your skin is, what your backgorund is, what your beliefs are. We don't subject anyone to the choices of others.
We invented liberalism.
/2
If Badenoch had any spine she’d sack this racist twat.
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Shadow justice secretary criticised for suggesting he could tell how integrated Handsworth was based on 90-minute visit
Robert Jenrick complained about visiting an area of Birmingham where he “didn’t see another white face” and said it was not the kind of country he wanted to live in.
After highlighting the lack of white people, the shadow justice secretary said it was not about “the colour of your skin or your faith” and he wanted people to live alongside each other. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If Badenoch had any spine she’d sack this racist twat.