JayBird
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the videos of those people being murdered by ICE in Minnesota are very clear from at least three angles each and if you say anything to the contrary in support of the state-sanctioned death squad you’re being purposely obtuse and you’re really weird and cowardly no matter your reasons
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
the videos of those people being murdered by ICE in Minnesota are very clear from at least three angles each and if you say anything to the contrary in support of the state-sanctioned death squad you’re being purposely obtuse and you’re really weird and cowardly no matter your reasons
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listen my guy… can i call you ‘my guy’ your honor
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
listen my guy… can i call you ‘my guy’ your honor
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Alex Pretti was murdered
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Alex Pretti was murdered
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[hanging out the passenger side of my best friend’s ride] what did you just call me??
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
[hanging out the passenger side of my best friend’s ride] what did you just call me??
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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so for no reason i decided to watch two (2) ellen barkin films every month in the year of 2026 culminating in The Fan (1996) with the death scene lined up exactly at midnight of the new year and this space will become a thread commemorating that
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
so for no reason i decided to watch two (2) ellen barkin films every month in the year of 2026 culminating in The Fan (1996) with the death scene lined up exactly at midnight of the new year and this space will become a thread commemorating that
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you weirdos were all about 2a and “don’t tread on me” and all that until those who are 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 oppressed started arming themselves against 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 tyranny and now you’re snitching and bitching and tonguing the boot on your neck like the little sycophants you are
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
you weirdos were all about 2a and “don’t tread on me” and all that until those who are 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 oppressed started arming themselves against 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 tyranny and now you’re snitching and bitching and tonguing the boot on your neck like the little sycophants you are
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they’re braising me in a large dutch oven tomorrow with onions, carrots, celery, some red wine, beef broth and a bay leaf for several hours at 250°
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
they’re braising me in a large dutch oven tomorrow with onions, carrots, celery, some red wine, beef broth and a bay leaf for several hours at 250°
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yes i am a white MALE yes i am raising four DURABLE conservative BOYS to become MEN no i don't HUG them EVER my masculinity is THAT fragile yes i love ROCK n roll yes i live in a storage unit off route 22 i made some bad INVESTMENTS in a FAILED soft drink company
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
yes i am a white MALE yes i am raising four DURABLE conservative BOYS to become MEN no i don't HUG them EVER my masculinity is THAT fragile yes i love ROCK n roll yes i live in a storage unit off route 22 i made some bad INVESTMENTS in a FAILED soft drink company
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you ever bust so hard it farts after?
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
you ever bust so hard it farts after?
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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rest in piss you won’t be missed scott adams get fucked forever buddy you died on your knees begging for help from the ruling class with their boot in your mouth
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
rest in piss you won’t be missed scott adams get fucked forever buddy you died on your knees begging for help from the ruling class with their boot in your mouth
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they can’t hide bryce dallas howard’s big fat ass from me no matter how hard they try. i will find it
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
they can’t hide bryce dallas howard’s big fat ass from me no matter how hard they try. i will find it
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Repost for my full anal video in your DMS
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Repost for my full anal video in your DMS
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if the ladies really don’t like the term “flat doggy” maybe we can change it to spatchcock. it’s already got a dirty word in it and everything
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
if the ladies really don’t like the term “flat doggy” maybe we can change it to spatchcock. it’s already got a dirty word in it and everything
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just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
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and so what? who cares
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
and so what? who cares
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they keep strapping me to the apparatus at work no matter how much i kick and scratch
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
they keep strapping me to the apparatus at work no matter how much i kick and scratch
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it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
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Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Here are four overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵