I had completely forgotten the phrase, 'the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed'
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I had completely forgotten the phrase, 'the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed'
Shock horror, the world is literally on fire, we're on the brink of war most of the time, and everyone is skint.
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Shock horror, the world is literally on fire, we're on the brink of war most of the time, and everyone is skint.
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When I found a pub with an inverted normal map. (If you understand what this means, you have to repost.)
July 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When I found a pub with an inverted normal map. (If you understand what this means, you have to repost.)
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
Just thoroughly embarrassed myself explaining the more than/less than <> brackets to my non-UK-educated financial business partner. She now understands the crocodile method.
June 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just thoroughly embarrassed myself explaining the more than/less than <> brackets to my non-UK-educated financial business partner. She now understands the crocodile method.
Can we all stay using the word 'DOGE' as an insult, like that creepy weird bloke you wouldn't allow round your children or an open drink? Oooh, he's a bit doge
June 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Can we all stay using the word 'DOGE' as an insult, like that creepy weird bloke you wouldn't allow round your children or an open drink? Oooh, he's a bit doge
Timepieces @secondmentions.bsky.social
Mark Zuckerberg once dressed simply. Now, the Meta CEO accessorizes almost every outfit with a luxury watch from his collection of pricey timepieces.
Mark Zuckerberg is a certified watch guy. Here are some of his standout timepieces, from a $120 Casio to a $900,000 design.
Mark Zuckerberg once dressed simply. Now, the Meta CEO accessorizes almost every outfit with a luxury watch from his collection of pricey timepieces.
www.businessinsider.com
May 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Timepieces @secondmentions.bsky.social
There's a joke in there about not allowing sex offenders in positions of religious authority but I can't quite get to it. .
April 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
There's a joke in there about not allowing sex offenders in positions of religious authority but I can't quite get to it. .
Chat gpt can get quite spicy when you ask it to write a message for a leaving card. '... things will no doubt be different without you...'
April 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Chat gpt can get quite spicy when you ask it to write a message for a leaving card. '... things will no doubt be different without you...'
Just put fake tan on my legs. Results in 1 hour. Stay tuned.
April 30, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Just put fake tan on my legs. Results in 1 hour. Stay tuned.
I did half an hours gardening earlier, and having not seen the sun for 6 months, I'm sunburnt.
April 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I did half an hours gardening earlier, and having not seen the sun for 6 months, I'm sunburnt.
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Swipe right on Timber.
March 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Swipe right on Timber.
How do I professionally say, 'have some respect for your coworkers and stop shouting on Teams calls in the open plan office'?
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How do I professionally say, 'have some respect for your coworkers and stop shouting on Teams calls in the open plan office'?
I'm pretty sure this has a proper name, and it's nothing to do surg Romans
Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.
January 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm pretty sure this has a proper name, and it's nothing to do surg Romans
Babe, I can do that in a week at an all-inclusive. X
Timothée Chalamet says he put on 20lb to play Bob Dylan. Can that tip the scales at the Oscars?
Timothée Chalamet says he put on 20lb to play Bob Dylan. Can that tip the scales at the Oscars?
Radical physical transformations helped De Niro, Hanks and Bale to Academy Awards. But Chalamet’s Dylan still looks like he could by knocked down by a strong breeze
The Oscars are drawing near and you can cut the tension with a knife. Nowhere more so…
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Babe, I can do that in a week at an all-inclusive. X
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Yeah, he went full Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Yeah, he went full Nazi.
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Definitely not a Nazi salute though.....
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Definitely not a Nazi salute though.....
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Honestly, the #JeremyVine show is wild. 3 callers in, and this is old hag is calling for the death sentence. Too many do-gooders apparently.
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Honestly, the #JeremyVine show is wild. 3 callers in, and this is old hag is calling for the death sentence. Too many do-gooders apparently.
This is straight-up nightmare fuel. What the actual F lived in there. Did it come out to feed? Yikes.
January 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is straight-up nightmare fuel. What the actual F lived in there. Did it come out to feed? Yikes.
I think we should all do a random Monty Python 'Ministry of Silly walks' while out and about, it'll properly mess with cctv and AI learning from human movement.
January 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think we should all do a random Monty Python 'Ministry of Silly walks' while out and about, it'll properly mess with cctv and AI learning from human movement.
96, Iron Maiden said that only the good die young...
Breaking News: Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French far-right politician who rode waves of xenophobia as leader of the National Front party, died at 96. nyti.ms/3DJTdXL
January 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
96, Iron Maiden said that only the good die young...
There's a grown man behind me on the train blowing bubbles with his gum. I don't know if I'm happy he's having fun or livid because it's frankly ridiculous
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
There's a grown man behind me on the train blowing bubbles with his gum. I don't know if I'm happy he's having fun or livid because it's frankly ridiculous