Vicky the Labrat
@vickythelabrat.bsky.social
Smoggie, spoonie, occasional National Trust monk and elf.
All views my own unless shamelessly stolen. She/Her.
All views my own unless shamelessly stolen. She/Her.
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Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (1st February 1985). "My mother gave birth to twins in an unheated washhouse and then got straight up and continued the mangling, so think on".
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (1st February 1985). "My mother gave birth to twins in an unheated washhouse and then got straight up and continued the mangling, so think on".
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
This is who runs this account.
Just had to take my contact lenses out because my brain got a bit overstimulated by *checks notes* eyesight.
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Just had to take my contact lenses out because my brain got a bit overstimulated by *checks notes* eyesight.
It's finally flipping February!
*realises I have 3 audits this month*
*realises I have 3 audits this month*
a baby in a black shirt is walking on a wooden floor
Alt: A baby in a black shirt is walking on a wooden floor, he looks surprised and turns back.
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's finally flipping February!
*realises I have 3 audits this month*
*realises I have 3 audits this month*
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rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️
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🎶 we got a snow drift,
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 AM
🎶 we got a snow drift,
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
You lying get.
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
You lying get.
I was supposed to be in the Isle of Man, but this morning's flight was cancelled. I'm so happy to be at home instead! Thank you, storm Chandra.
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I was supposed to be in the Isle of Man, but this morning's flight was cancelled. I'm so happy to be at home instead! Thank you, storm Chandra.
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I thoroughly recommend this. Ben is good people and makes me laugh so bloody much, his Patreon is hours of entertainment.
Based on the discussion Ive just had with the person giving me heads up of my eviction, now would be a brilliant time to join my Patreon.
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I thoroughly recommend this. Ben is good people and makes me laugh so bloody much, his Patreon is hours of entertainment.
This is how baby workbenches are made.
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
This is how baby workbenches are made.
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
This game of Snap is a bit easy.
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 AM
This game of Snap is a bit easy.
When you book a hen party, is there, like, a drop down menu of choices, with "cowboy" as the cheapest basic package?
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
When you book a hen party, is there, like, a drop down menu of choices, with "cowboy" as the cheapest basic package?
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Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
Me so photogenic.
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Me so photogenic.
Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
What's your sign?
This is a case of cause and affect (it appeared on the hoarding the next day)
This is a case of cause and affect (it appeared on the hoarding the next day)
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What's your sign?
This is a case of cause and affect (it appeared on the hoarding the next day)
This is a case of cause and affect (it appeared on the hoarding the next day)
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Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
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Stay in your seats for a post credits scene where He-Man reminds us it's important to share
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Stay in your seats for a post credits scene where He-Man reminds us it's important to share
@suzyburn.bsky.social "She had a chest like Marty Feldmans's face".
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
@suzyburn.bsky.social "She had a chest like Marty Feldmans's face".
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Right, hear me out. "The Sign" by Ace of Base but every time she sings "I saw the sign", its "I saw a bum" instead.
I'm looking for £25,000 investment for 3% of the company.
I'm looking for £25,000 investment for 3% of the company.
January 22, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Right, hear me out. "The Sign" by Ace of Base but every time she sings "I saw the sign", its "I saw a bum" instead.
I'm looking for £25,000 investment for 3% of the company.
I'm looking for £25,000 investment for 3% of the company.
On this day in 1982, Hans Frie invented Bluetooth.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
On this day in 1982, Hans Frie invented Bluetooth.
Googled "Male British Actor with far apart eyes" (trying to identify Marc Warren), but probably should've been more specific.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Googled "Male British Actor with far apart eyes" (trying to identify Marc Warren), but probably should've been more specific.
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Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, read it to a crow, kill that crow and bury in consecrated land in moonlight, dance on that crow's grave muttering witchy things, paint your left knee green and pretend your name is Keith.
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, read it to a crow, kill that crow and bury in consecrated land in moonlight, dance on that crow's grave muttering witchy things, paint your left knee green and pretend your name is Keith.