Jandyuary Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
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It is David Lynch's birthday today and I'm sure he would love* what I did to Moby's Go (which originally sampled Laura Palmer's Theme from Twin Peaks)
*he'd be completely indifferent to it I'm sure
*he'd be completely indifferent to it I'm sure
Moby - Goat (Go)
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January 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
It is David Lynch's birthday today and I'm sure he would love* what I did to Moby's Go (which originally sampled Laura Palmer's Theme from Twin Peaks)
*he'd be completely indifferent to it I'm sure
*he'd be completely indifferent to it I'm sure
Happy birthday Archie Leach. Actor, Bristolian, cyclist
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Happy birthday Archie Leach. Actor, Bristolian, cyclist
The White Lotus Linton, equidistant between London and Norwich.
It would be amazing to see a season of THE WHITE LOTUS played completely straight except for the fact that one of the guests is Alan Partridge.
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 Casts Steve Coogan & Caleb Jonte Edwards
'The White Lotus' Season 4 has tapped Steve Coogan and Caleb Jonte Edwards for undisclosed roles, Deadline has learned.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
The White Lotus Linton, equidistant between London and Norwich.
Wonderful writing about my corner of East Bristol, currently in a state of flux.
BLOG POST: Following in the footsteps of Henry VII on a pilgrimage to the sacred well at St Anne's. (Footpath closed.)
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Please use other path – a pilgrimage
When Henry VII visited Bristol in 1486 was he obliged to DISMOUNT or USE OTHER PATH on his pilgrimage to the holy well of St Anne? He rode into town from Gloucester and was greeted by crowds at the…
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January 17, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Wonderful writing about my corner of East Bristol, currently in a state of flux.
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I believe this was the episode that got a letter in the Radio Times due to the word Arse being muted in National Express but an act where a lady sakes her bottom during a song. Ending the letter with "Can't say it but can show it. Apparantly" #TOTP
First up, 1999, and World’s Worst Canadian™️ opens proceedings with Mel C. Next it’s Garbage doing one of the songs even they don’t remember. Inner City come along to slightly ruin their own tune before The Divine Comedy make everything better with National Express #TOTP
January 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I believe this was the episode that got a letter in the Radio Times due to the word Arse being muted in National Express but an act where a lady sakes her bottom during a song. Ending the letter with "Can't say it but can show it. Apparantly" #TOTP
Due to Snooker from Chilcot, it's a #totp sandwich tonight, but if you can make it to about 22.30, Kenicke are playing one of the most joyous songs ever written 🚗
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Due to Snooker from Chilcot, it's a #totp sandwich tonight, but if you can make it to about 22.30, Kenicke are playing one of the most joyous songs ever written 🚗
The 'rooms' that the dungeoneer goes into in Knightmare aren't actual castles or caves, they're a blue background and some TV magic we call Colour Separation Overlay
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The 'rooms' that the dungeoneer goes into in Knightmare aren't actual castles or caves, they're a blue background and some TV magic we call Colour Separation Overlay
Hooted Rivalry
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Hooted Rivalry
Have one set on earth, where the Na'vi have human avatars.
They have to go back in time to rescue whales in San Francisco or some random stuff
They have to go back in time to rescue whales in San Francisco or some random stuff
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Have one set on earth, where the Na'vi have human avatars.
They have to go back in time to rescue whales in San Francisco or some random stuff
They have to go back in time to rescue whales in San Francisco or some random stuff
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On this date in 1971 George Harrison released his 1st solo single "My Sweet Lord" in the UK. It topped the charts in 15 countries but is still not considered his best song as that is “The Pirate Song”
“‘The Pirate Song’ was written for the pirate sketch on the Rutland Weekend Television Christmas Show, [aired on Dec. 26] 1975. It was co-written (words and music) by Eric Idle and myself. […] All my friends are pirates.” - George Harrison, I Me Mine (1980)
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
On this date in 1971 George Harrison released his 1st solo single "My Sweet Lord" in the UK. It topped the charts in 15 countries but is still not considered his best song as that is “The Pirate Song”
Anyone else being spammed with text messages about emergency provisions following a power cut near Falmouth, or is it just me?
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Anyone else being spammed with text messages about emergency provisions following a power cut near Falmouth, or is it just me?
Stick it in your diaries for May 23rd and 24th. Military and Agricultural history
One of the friendliest gatherings of people I went to last year, plenty of space so not a problem if you don't like crowds
#WARAG
One of the friendliest gatherings of people I went to last year, plenty of space so not a problem if you don't like crowds
#WARAG
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Stick it in your diaries for May 23rd and 24th. Military and Agricultural history
One of the friendliest gatherings of people I went to last year, plenty of space so not a problem if you don't like crowds
#WARAG
One of the friendliest gatherings of people I went to last year, plenty of space so not a problem if you don't like crowds
#WARAG
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Dilbert takes the hand of Scott Adams’ soul.
“I thought it was Paddington Bear that delivers souls to heaven.”
“That’s right. He does.”
“I thought it was Paddington Bear that delivers souls to heaven.”
“That’s right. He does.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Dilbert takes the hand of Scott Adams’ soul.
“I thought it was Paddington Bear that delivers souls to heaven.”
“That’s right. He does.”
“I thought it was Paddington Bear that delivers souls to heaven.”
“That’s right. He does.”