Mark GJ
@brokentv.uk
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Current project: Auntie's Favourites - The stories behind the BBC's 200, um, 250 Most-Broadcast Programmes.
Current progress: Glacial
https://brokentv.uk/
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Current project: Auntie's Favourites - The stories behind the BBC's 200, um, 250 Most-Broadcast Programmes.
Current progress: Glacial
https://brokentv.uk/
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Told this many times but:
Barry Howard was one of the three top panto dames in the country for YEARS along with John Inman and Tudor Davies. All were paid well for doing dame duties for the best part of 25 years.
So to 2000. Barry has settled in Bournemouth and for the 2nd time he's in panto there
Barry Howard was one of the three top panto dames in the country for YEARS along with John Inman and Tudor Davies. All were paid well for doing dame duties for the best part of 25 years.
So to 2000. Barry has settled in Bournemouth and for the 2nd time he's in panto there
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Told this many times but:
Barry Howard was one of the three top panto dames in the country for YEARS along with John Inman and Tudor Davies. All were paid well for doing dame duties for the best part of 25 years.
So to 2000. Barry has settled in Bournemouth and for the 2nd time he's in panto there
Barry Howard was one of the three top panto dames in the country for YEARS along with John Inman and Tudor Davies. All were paid well for doing dame duties for the best part of 25 years.
So to 2000. Barry has settled in Bournemouth and for the 2nd time he's in panto there
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Watch it on #BBCiPlayer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Watch it on #BBCiPlayer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
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He failed to notice that stockings were hung
And put all the parcels in a bin full of dung.
And put all the parcels in a bin full of dung.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He failed to notice that stockings were hung
And put all the parcels in a bin full of dung.
And put all the parcels in a bin full of dung.
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Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Nothing was stirring
Not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In the hope that the Evri driver would find them there
The driver had driven down their road most
Looking for somewhere to put all the post
When all through the house
Nothing was stirring
Not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In the hope that the Evri driver would find them there
The driver had driven down their road most
Looking for somewhere to put all the post
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Nothing was stirring
Not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In the hope that the Evri driver would find them there
The driver had driven down their road most
Looking for somewhere to put all the post
When all through the house
Nothing was stirring
Not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In the hope that the Evri driver would find them there
The driver had driven down their road most
Looking for somewhere to put all the post
"But the only thing the stripper vicar wears is plastic trousers."
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"But the only thing the stripper vicar wears is plastic trousers."
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Daddy Bear's first instinct was to shoot the small blonde stranger sleeping in his child's bed, but he calmed down after a quick toot on a CBD vape Mummy Bear called Social Services instead
#ModernBedtimeStories
#ModernBedtimeStories
Out in the garden?
Or down by the brook?
Or out in the forest, where no-one would look?
Teddy just couldn't find where the Evri driver had left his parcel.
#ModernBedtimeStories
Or down by the brook?
Or out in the forest, where no-one would look?
Teddy just couldn't find where the Evri driver had left his parcel.
#ModernBedtimeStories
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Daddy Bear's first instinct was to shoot the small blonde stranger sleeping in his child's bed, but he calmed down after a quick toot on a CBD vape Mummy Bear called Social Services instead
#ModernBedtimeStories
#ModernBedtimeStories
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He's making a list
He's misplaced it twice
He's gonna lose your parcel at least thrice
Evri driver's coming to town
Evri driver's causing all frowns
Evri driver's letting you down
#ModernChristmasSongs
He's misplaced it twice
He's gonna lose your parcel at least thrice
Evri driver's coming to town
Evri driver's causing all frowns
Evri driver's letting you down
#ModernChristmasSongs
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He's making a list
He's misplaced it twice
He's gonna lose your parcel at least thrice
Evri driver's coming to town
Evri driver's causing all frowns
Evri driver's letting you down
#ModernChristmasSongs
He's misplaced it twice
He's gonna lose your parcel at least thrice
Evri driver's coming to town
Evri driver's causing all frowns
Evri driver's letting you down
#ModernChristmasSongs
Out in the garden?
Or down by the brook?
Or out in the forest, where no-one would look?
Teddy just couldn't find where the Evri driver had left his parcel.
#ModernBedtimeStories
Or down by the brook?
Or out in the forest, where no-one would look?
Teddy just couldn't find where the Evri driver had left his parcel.
#ModernBedtimeStories
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Out in the garden?
Or down by the brook?
Or out in the forest, where no-one would look?
Teddy just couldn't find where the Evri driver had left his parcel.
#ModernBedtimeStories
Or down by the brook?
Or out in the forest, where no-one would look?
Teddy just couldn't find where the Evri driver had left his parcel.
#ModernBedtimeStories
I am still a solid 4 out of 10 at Unreal Tournament.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am still a solid 4 out of 10 at Unreal Tournament.
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Pompous Pilates #totp
a man in a red robe and white shirt is standing in front of columns
ALT: a man in a red robe and white shirt is standing in front of columns
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Pompous Pilates #totp
I know records had generally stopped climbing up the chart by 1998, but when the record buying public is saying "bored of this one now", maybe play a new entry for outside the top 20 instead? #TOTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I know records had generally stopped climbing up the chart by 1998, but when the record buying public is saying "bored of this one now", maybe play a new entry for outside the top 20 instead? #TOTP
If you haven't already worked it out from the first two songs: dancing in unison = tacit admission the song is pish but just look at our coordination #TOTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you haven't already worked it out from the first two songs: dancing in unison = tacit admission the song is pish but just look at our coordination #TOTP
I just hope one of the stands is called "The Eh Carrott There's No Cowin' Bovril Stand".
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just hope one of the stands is called "The Eh Carrott There's No Cowin' Bovril Stand".
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME, "ONION".
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME, "ONION".
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Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.