I faxed them to say not to take any pens until at least 10pm (as is correct), all to no avail.

Aaah.

Or a forecast of what Steve Coogan's real hair would look like in 2026.

Indeed so, but one never knows how social media feeds cope with an @ sign. A twitter user called R probably wondered why people kept calling them a Menswe.

I *have* heard that all the metal stands used to hold copies of Metro were originally installed by Creation for the purposes of everyone getting off a train from the north-west.

As a 24 year old living in the London area the time, you’d come downstairs in the morning and the doormat would be piled high with nothing but record deals. Blokes with asymmetrical haircuts would be throwing them out of the windows of taxis in Soho at anyone they saw.

But: he tried to ruin Kim Wexler's career and then [SPOILERS] so, y'know.