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Jaypeg

@jaypegplays.bsky.social

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(she/they) Host Volunteer Co-coordinator for Games Done Quick, variety speedrunner, staff for Lady Arcaders/Binary Breakers/Multithon. Also into faires and cool swords and bows. 🏹

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · Jul 14

After flight delays, gate changes, and getting home like 4 and a half hours later than planned, I am once again a fundamentally different person than I was before this event began

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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊 Pirate Vtuber @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 13h

#twitch

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 13h

I don't even wanna go to grad school and I understand this struggle

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 1d

It's important to pay attention to the grape nuts and not just the grape shaft

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 1d

still yes on 50 though because I have a functioning nervous system

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 1d

This is why I do not "have to hand it to Gavin Newsom" when he's doing his weird trump-posting bit

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 2d

I did it just to feel something and all I feel is Bad

Omega planetes completion screen with a sticker that says "suffering"

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 2d

Cool prank idea!!: kiss your friends

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 3d

[dawn dish soap executive at the podium]
Don't be ridiculous, we don't coat the duckling in crude oil for the commercials, it's a reenactment. We use gasoline

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 5d

Back when romeo and juliet did their thing, their families were at war for generations. This wouldn't happen today because with the internet you can start arguments with people further away than your mailbox

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 6d

I just think that she

Gracie the golden retriever, photographed in .6 zoom so she looks cartoony

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Emmy @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 7d

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 7d

He's turning 70 and doing this, I'm so proud

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 7d

I don't know who the fuck has been texting my dad to teach him this but this week he's hit me with OMMGGGGGG and instead of saying yes just sent 💯

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 9d

Absolutely! Any questions you have I'm happy to help with, and yayyyy thank you for signing up!

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 9d

Yes, each audition is reviewed by multiple judges! You are not someone's singular opportunity and we have a lot of behind-the-scenes math on how scoring works that keeps things balanced. There's a full rubric that also helps keep things objective where possible

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 9d

Every time I think about this it feels like some sort of secret but I'm throwing the door open here and telling you it's a great idea (plus the judge discord is fun)

Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 9d

Hey quick PSA if you're looking to attend AGDQ26: Host Judges get their badges comped for the event! And all your work is done ahead of time and you just get to enjoy your week!!

So if you math that out, you're basically attending for free imo

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 10d

Hey omega planetes what the fuck is your problem

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 12d

*sage nod* the front lawn of the worst rated local hospital

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 12d

Put it up what

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 13d

We just spent 10 minutes considering goblin butt cheeks

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 13d

Goblin Cleanup is an incredibly fun game, and also I'm really proud of the creators for just putting their goblin kink on kickstarter and making money off it

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 13d

honey we still have like 68 more hours of mandatory couples therapy to do please answer my calls

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 13d

Me giving encouragement to hosts during mainline at like 2 am

GK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · Jul 13

Fuck it. Thread of some of the funniest and most unhinged things I've seen in TF2 chat.

Basil Gaming: "You either piss in the sink or sink in the piss"