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JayWhipOnRye
@jaywhiponrye.bsky.social
Yeah, I am the awesome one! 😁
So because of paralysis indecision I'm now watching Chopped Junior with my cat who likes to watch tv and watching kids cook with Monk Fish. Do I know what that is, no. Can I cook more than a bowl of cereal, no. But am I invested? Very, and so is my cat silently judging me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Hi, its me I can't decide if I want to keep re-watching Stranger Things or give up and re-watch Kpop Demon Hunters for the 25th time. #huntr/x or #strangerthings
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Because when everything is wrong and nothing will ever be right for just a moment a hug from mom can make everything alright. When your spiraling she is always a safe place to land, even when you think your unlovable, the good, and the bad. There is no love like a mother's for her child.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
In case anyone was curious the adventures of Wick and Atlas are basically how loud do we need to scream till mom's job realize we are the babies. All the clients I talk to think I don't feed my cats enough or pay enough attention to them. Like us these are my literal children excuse you
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My nieces shirts finally all showed along with mine so excuse us both for listening to Huntr/x on repeat. But we are in our napalm era
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
There is nothing more precious to me than spending time with my mama! I'll never not need my mama. The need her for her guidance, that endless love, and patience. I know we are only human but there will never ever when I don't need her in some capacity. She loves me endlessly flaws and all.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It might not have been pretty but a win is a win! #flyeaglesfly #gobirds #EAGLES
September 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Leggo Birds!!!! 🦅🦅🦅
September 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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America's Rivalry

MillerLite | #FlyEaglesFly
September 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Say hello to Chibi-Robo!

Join him on his quest to restore order to the Sanderson house and save the world in Chibi-Robo!, coming to Nintendo GameCube – Nintendo Classics on #NintendoSwitch2 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members on Aug 21!
August 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Saw this on Instagram and dug it. #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Good thing the baby store doesn't do returns or so, my mom said. Cause I needed my best friend, my favorite person, my baby brother so much today. Today was hard, and I'm sure there are many more hard days ahead. But we smiled, laughed, and just for a bit, my heart didn't hurt. Love you, baby bear.
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"It ain't dying I'm talking about, it's living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live."
March 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nothing like browsing the lego store page to motivate yourself to do your job. Like I have to work to get money to then spend on legos. Nevermind I'm running out of space for said legos in my apartment.
March 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Never say yeah I can do MFA deployments and enrollments they are easy. It is seen as a challenge, and you have to do it all again but in French. Which I speak absolutely none of. I'm sorry in advance to the poor people who have deal with me tomorrow.
March 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So......got any cheese?
March 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Call the end user to explain their account has been compromised. We changed your password let's get it reset. They hang up on me and immediately call IT, which is me again. Hi, I am still me from IT and I have your new password can we change it now? Hilarious, but the correct thing to do i suppose.
March 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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WTF, Chuck?!
March 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I don't always post here, but when I do, it's pictures of my cats. Behold! Big giant babies that need all the snuggles!!
February 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Elon Musk fancies himself some kind of maverick technologist superhero.

But he’s no Tony Stark. He’s PHONY Stark.

He’s the one the Avengers defeat at the end of the movie.
February 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!
February 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Today, I asked my mom, "Are raisinets old people candy?" She thought about for a minute then said your grandparents don't eat them, so no, they aren't old people candy. I guess the bar for is it old people candy is do my grandparents eat it. 🤣

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February 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
FLY EAGLES FLY!!! That's how we do it!!!! Leggo Eagles!!!
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM