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Jacob Blair
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Fix your hearts or die
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We know the sound of two hands capping. But what is the sound of one hand fapping? -J.D. Salinger
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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If we allow Earth 2 Superman (Ultraman) to stand in, then yes
Ultraman snorting powdered kryptonite in Forever Evil series.
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Names for a 90s Japanese baseball video game
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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So the two QBs from this 2014 CFP playoff game will be starting this weekend...
Jameis Winston fumbling the ball because too much Ducks
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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News headline from 2016: "Jim Harbaugh plans sleepover at top kicker recruit's house"
September 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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A true #BlueSkyGuys find. Was opening boxes at my new house and found the box with my dad's collection of every Aubrey/Maturin novel (incl. the unfinished 21st), plus this gem that will go at the front of the to-read list.
Book cover for Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World: The Official Guide to the Major Motion Picture.
September 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Rick Blaine in Casablanca saying "Well, there are sections of New York, major, that I wouldn't advise you to invade."
August 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Do the Dew
Wilmon experiencing the rhydo vapors on the TV show Andor
July 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Punisher has gone PG before
Archie Meets the Punisher
June 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Emperor Palpatine reaches out with the force for a cool can of Cerveza Cristal
June 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Juliette Binoche as Vianne in the film Chocolat holding a tray of chocolate goodies
June 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Every hit and cold war gets a group of guys trying to bring in the fiction ideas. Hell, the US had these assholes in call in the WOT:
Description of the SIGMA think tank
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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So I just got in to Pittsburgh for a conference and am looking for food. A sign appeared and how could I deny it?
Sign for Mitchell's Pub in Puttsburgh
May 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I'm declaring Oregon a PTKU satellite campus.
$138 donation to Protect Trans Kids University in Charity Bowl 2025. 46 (win margin) x 3 (games) Oregon over Washington this year in football and basketball. Oregon supports trans kids! EDSBS was in the closet making new Americans and I saw one of them and the hairy guy looked at me.
April 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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"A Department of Health should maybe do everything it can to improve the health of those not healthy."
Norman Rockwell's painting titled "Freedom of Speech"
April 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Stupid new hat for sale with the MLB team logo over the top of the name. Looks like it says "Tetas".
March 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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It's a '70s retcon explanation, but it's pretty funny. Also Tojo used the Holy Grail for the same effect.
DC Comics Justice Society showing Hitler using the Spear of Destiny to keep superheroes out of Europe during World War 2
March 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Liefeld-ass comic book character, someone check if his feet have been drawn
Captain America as drawn by Rob Liefeld, with poofy chest
March 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM