Jessica Bloom
@jbloom50.bsky.social
MI gal. Finally made the move from The Bad Place. May I pet your dog?
National Park! Any of them really but bonus for Yellowstone, Yosemite, or Zion.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
National Park! Any of them really but bonus for Yellowstone, Yosemite, or Zion.
So great! Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
So great! Happy New Year!
Pastor, at some point we’re going to need you to put all your threads of wisdom together in a coffee table book or something.
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Pastor, at some point we’re going to need you to put all your threads of wisdom together in a coffee table book or something.
In our defense, we heard the ref call the play a touch down so everyone freaked out and then we couldn’t hear the following sentence about the penalty so it took a sec to understand what happened!
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In our defense, we heard the ref call the play a touch down so everyone freaked out and then we couldn’t hear the following sentence about the penalty so it took a sec to understand what happened!
If it’s a quick potty break, no. But we keep dog wipes by the front and back door for foot (and sometimes butt 😬) wipes after proper walks, hikes or frisbee sessions.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If it’s a quick potty break, no. But we keep dog wipes by the front and back door for foot (and sometimes butt 😬) wipes after proper walks, hikes or frisbee sessions.
This shit is so embarrassing. My god.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This shit is so embarrassing. My god.
A lame ass place. Not real pizza! Booo!
August 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A lame ass place. Not real pizza! Booo!
Whoa. That was wild.
June 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Whoa. That was wild.
It’s so beautiful. 😭🙌🏼
June 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s so beautiful. 😭🙌🏼
What a treat to read about one of those rare instances where stranger interactions on social social media are an unmitigated good! Hope your pain stays gone.
June 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What a treat to read about one of those rare instances where stranger interactions on social social media are an unmitigated good! Hope your pain stays gone.
Did my husband see this?? He smoked chicken wings Sunday and salmon on Monday. It was, in fact, what I wanted. 😌
May 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Did my husband see this?? He smoked chicken wings Sunday and salmon on Monday. It was, in fact, what I wanted. 😌
I am extremely jealous - I’m trying to lure the local Corvids to our yard and you are pulling these beauties with no extra effort?!? What’s in that feeder?
May 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am extremely jealous - I’m trying to lure the local Corvids to our yard and you are pulling these beauties with no extra effort?!? What’s in that feeder?
In my experience driving times from the city to O’Hare can vary by up to an hour depending on traffic so the train is usually the safe bet. If there’s no traffic it might be a little faster in a cab, but it’s a real gamble.
April 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In my experience driving times from the city to O’Hare can vary by up to an hour depending on traffic so the train is usually the safe bet. If there’s no traffic it might be a little faster in a cab, but it’s a real gamble.
I’m sorry you’re going through a tough time tonight. Falling asleep in front of the tv (ideally a comfort show?) sounds like a good plan. 💛
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I’m sorry you’re going through a tough time tonight. Falling asleep in front of the tv (ideally a comfort show?) sounds like a good plan. 💛
Currently on a plane and the guy in front of me is binging Fox News. Very (morbidly) funny how the spin is going today. “Stop listening to elitist economists! Listen to this random shrimper! This is what we want!!”
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Currently on a plane and the guy in front of me is binging Fox News. Very (morbidly) funny how the spin is going today. “Stop listening to elitist economists! Listen to this random shrimper! This is what we want!!”