Jessica Bloom
@jbloom50.bsky.social
MI gal. Finally made the move from The Bad Place. May I pet your dog?
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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I know a man that don’t have custody of his kids not talking 🤨
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I know a man that don’t have custody of his kids not talking 🤨
This has, in fact, happened to me before.
Sagittarius: You will run into an old friend at the grocery store while you’re hiding from them in the freezer.
July 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This has, in fact, happened to me before.
On a positive (?) note, this parade is not scary or intimidating. However, I might pass away from second hand embarrassment.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
On a positive (?) note, this parade is not scary or intimidating. However, I might pass away from second hand embarrassment.
Belated Beyoncé at Soldier Field. Incredible.
May 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Belated Beyoncé at Soldier Field. Incredible.
Sturgill Simpson at the Meadowbrook Amphitheater 🙌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sturgill Simpson at the Meadowbrook Amphitheater 🙌🏼
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I think i planted Gritty
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think i planted Gritty
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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
Ahhh #puremichigan spring… 75 and sunny to 35 and snowing in less than 24 hours. 🫠
March 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahhh #puremichigan spring… 75 and sunny to 35 and snowing in less than 24 hours. 🫠
Go to therapy. Go alone. Go with a partner. Don’t wait until you (or they) are in crisis! Find a therapist you connect with and just go. Learning more about yourself, how you relate to others and skills for communicating with both will change your life immensely for the better.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Go to therapy. Go alone. Go with a partner. Don’t wait until you (or they) are in crisis! Find a therapist you connect with and just go. Learning more about yourself, how you relate to others and skills for communicating with both will change your life immensely for the better.
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The opposite of diversity is segregation.
The opposite of equity is hoarding resources.
The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.
We need to name that these are segregationists who are excluding to hoard resources.
The opposite of equity is hoarding resources.
The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.
We need to name that these are segregationists who are excluding to hoard resources.
One of the real problems is that too many people conveniently believe the opposite of diversity is merit, and the opposite of inclusion is high standards.
Yeah, that’s just not the case.
(See: Pete Hegseth among countless others.)
Yeah, that’s just not the case.
(See: Pete Hegseth among countless others.)
January 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The opposite of diversity is segregation.
The opposite of equity is hoarding resources.
The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.
We need to name that these are segregationists who are excluding to hoard resources.
The opposite of equity is hoarding resources.
The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.
We need to name that these are segregationists who are excluding to hoard resources.
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Struggling to “find the joy” today, then I saw this.
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Struggling to “find the joy” today, then I saw this.
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They want you to feel disoriented and afraid and they want you to forget that they all hate one another and can’t be happy
If you want any optimism right now, this is probably the strongest Trump and MAGA will ever look
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
They want you to feel disoriented and afraid and they want you to forget that they all hate one another and can’t be happy
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
It’s not Sunday yet why is Tik Tok already down?!?
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s not Sunday yet why is Tik Tok already down?!?
It’s insane that the richest men possess the most embarrassing loser energy imaginable. Evil billionaires used to at least be patrons of arts! Build a museum/hospital and slap their name on it! These dipshits just go on podcasts to bitch about women and try to impress crypto bros. Pathetic.
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s insane that the richest men possess the most embarrassing loser energy imaginable. Evil billionaires used to at least be patrons of arts! Build a museum/hospital and slap their name on it! These dipshits just go on podcasts to bitch about women and try to impress crypto bros. Pathetic.
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Adding "the Gore Vidal of PornHub" to all my online profiles
January 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Adding "the Gore Vidal of PornHub" to all my online profiles
😭💙🤍💙🤍
"The road to the Super Bowl comes through Detroit for the first time"
January 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
😭💙🤍💙🤍
The eternal New Year struggle.
an unstoppable force (the urge to better myself in the new year) meets an immovable object (the desire to purchase a little treat at the store)
January 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The eternal New Year struggle.
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The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94
This perfectly sums up how I feel about Jeremiah replacing Bobby on #QueerEye I was skeptical at first, but my god what a sweet prince of a man. www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/j...
Jeremiah Brent Saved ‘Queer Eye’
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www.pajiba.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 AM
This perfectly sums up how I feel about Jeremiah replacing Bobby on #QueerEye I was skeptical at first, but my god what a sweet prince of a man. www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/j...
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A dry Christmas tree can burn faster than newspaper. *
*Before the internet, you were able to receive a collection of news articles printed on paper. These papers were delivered to your door either by professionals or kids on bikes struggling to balance while carrying the Sunday edition.
*Before the internet, you were able to receive a collection of news articles printed on paper. These papers were delivered to your door either by professionals or kids on bikes struggling to balance while carrying the Sunday edition.
December 6, 2024 at 2:08 PM
A dry Christmas tree can burn faster than newspaper. *
*Before the internet, you were able to receive a collection of news articles printed on paper. These papers were delivered to your door either by professionals or kids on bikes struggling to balance while carrying the Sunday edition.
*Before the internet, you were able to receive a collection of news articles printed on paper. These papers were delivered to your door either by professionals or kids on bikes struggling to balance while carrying the Sunday edition.