Shaftoe
@jbshaftoe.bsky.social
What’re you, a cop?
Minder of Own Business/connoisseur of slop
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
Minder of Own Business/connoisseur of slop
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
@expedition33.bsky.social not only swept the game awards, but deservedly won game of the year. So happy for the team!
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@expedition33.bsky.social not only swept the game awards, but deservedly won game of the year. So happy for the team!
I don’t think the team thought this through enough
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t think the team thought this through enough
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Well fuck.
This seems self explanatory because of the words and markings but I’m sharing it anyways because I sometimes tend to forget I’m ancient and some of y’all are a bit fresher ‘round the ears.
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This seems self explanatory because of the words and markings but I’m sharing it anyways because I sometimes tend to forget I’m ancient and some of y’all are a bit fresher ‘round the ears.
I love this game and its community
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love this game and its community
lol what an insufferable dweeb
October 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
lol what an insufferable dweeb
I saw the face of god and wept, for this was more beautiful.
October 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I saw the face of god and wept, for this was more beautiful.
Gotta be honest this consistent look of shock does not inspire confidence
September 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Gotta be honest this consistent look of shock does not inspire confidence
Just gonna put this here because it is a valid point.
September 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just gonna put this here because it is a valid point.
So, this is his work we should continue pursuing?
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So, this is his work we should continue pursuing?
We in now way shape or form need or should “continue his work” Gav’.
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
We in now way shape or form need or should “continue his work” Gav’.
Today’s excursions in a nutshell
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Today’s excursions in a nutshell
Fuckin A we live in the dumbest possible timeline and it fucking sucks ass so hard every day.
August 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fuckin A we live in the dumbest possible timeline and it fucking sucks ass so hard every day.
Online gaming has become so toxic that it’s almost more refreshing to be welcomed to a community like Helldivers 2.
August 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Online gaming has become so toxic that it’s almost more refreshing to be welcomed to a community like Helldivers 2.
What exactly is his fuckin problem?? Bro is always so awkwardly stanced-up, SOMEONE needs to tell him to fuckin relax
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What exactly is his fuckin problem?? Bro is always so awkwardly stanced-up, SOMEONE needs to tell him to fuckin relax
My roommate overheard me say this and made it into a meme lol
August 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My roommate overheard me say this and made it into a meme lol
When the cat decides to groom you with their sandpaper ass tongue
August 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When the cat decides to groom you with their sandpaper ass tongue