Shaftoe
@jbshaftoe.bsky.social
What’re you, a cop?
Minder of Own Business/connoisseur of slop
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
Minder of Own Business/connoisseur of slop
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
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drank a second white Monster and i am going to fight my boss
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
drank a second white Monster and i am going to fight my boss
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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honey wake up we’re swaddling adults
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
honey wake up we’re swaddling adults
@expedition33.bsky.social not only swept the game awards, but deservedly won game of the year. So happy for the team!
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@expedition33.bsky.social not only swept the game awards, but deservedly won game of the year. So happy for the team!
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"We care about money!" is the most honest anyone has ever been on that stage
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"We care about money!" is the most honest anyone has ever been on that stage
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Crystal Dynamics: This is the second time we have rebooted the first tomb raider game and we are getting exceedingly effective at it
a man with a beard is sitting in front of a wall of televisions
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a wall of televisions
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Crystal Dynamics: This is the second time we have rebooted the first tomb raider game and we are getting exceedingly effective at it
Expedition 33 absolutely sweeping the game awards, love to see it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Expedition 33 absolutely sweeping the game awards, love to see it.
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I don’t think the team thought this through enough
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t think the team thought this through enough
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
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when someone hasn't heard, or heard of music you like, your reaction should be "this is a fantastic day for you, this is the day you get to hear this for the first time." the first time hearing new music you love is the best part of listening to music. how lucky you are to share this with someone
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
when someone hasn't heard, or heard of music you like, your reaction should be "this is a fantastic day for you, this is the day you get to hear this for the first time." the first time hearing new music you love is the best part of listening to music. how lucky you are to share this with someone
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December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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the little bottom teeth of cats.
that’s all. that’s the post.
that’s all. that’s the post.
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the little bottom teeth of cats.
that’s all. that’s the post.
that’s all. that’s the post.
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Insulin should be free.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Insulin should be free.
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Hi! Game expert here, this is not funny. The video game industry only releases ports of a game through 4 console generations when its in distress
Listen, only when we stop seeing new Skyrim ports will I think that gaming is truly dead.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hi! Game expert here, this is not funny. The video game industry only releases ports of a game through 4 console generations when its in distress
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i wish they'd stop calling it "the old abandoned mine" i live there
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i wish they'd stop calling it "the old abandoned mine" i live there
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SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
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dolphins would commit genocide if they had the weapons for it
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
dolphins would commit genocide if they had the weapons for it
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
It’d be really fucked up but, on par for humanity, if the end of days was a weird amalgamation of zombies, AI, and nuclear/biochemical warfare.
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It’d be really fucked up but, on par for humanity, if the end of days was a weird amalgamation of zombies, AI, and nuclear/biochemical warfare.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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imo the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a better use of our time than job
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
imo the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a better use of our time than job