JB The Wise
@jbthewise.bsky.social
I am a Birdie Micro Blog refugee trying to escape the chemical hellscape that it has devolved into. Also, waiting to see when it happens here.
I also like sports and good conversation.
I also like sports and good conversation.
Sounds like Trumps VD test results c. 2002
February 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Sounds like Trumps VD test results c. 2002
This is why Twitter was created??
February 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
This is why Twitter was created??
What the hell is a skeet!!! I thought it was a fractional Skittle…
February 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
What the hell is a skeet!!! I thought it was a fractional Skittle…
Yeah, working out REAL well…
February 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Yeah, working out REAL well…
Maybe what you really need is a gentle neck massage…
February 9, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Maybe what you really need is a gentle neck massage…
Mario and Luigi have been through a lot. Yet have never been tested for their BAC…
February 9, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Mario and Luigi have been through a lot. Yet have never been tested for their BAC…
The lesson here kids is, just because you were relevant in 1992 doesn’t mean you learned a whole helluva lot…
February 9, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The lesson here kids is, just because you were relevant in 1992 doesn’t mean you learned a whole helluva lot…
This seems appropriate…
February 9, 2024 at 11:04 PM
This seems appropriate…
It gently whispers “Steve Jobs was riiiiiight….”
February 9, 2024 at 11:00 PM
It gently whispers “Steve Jobs was riiiiiight….”
That’s AFTER my shower and self care 😂
February 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
That’s AFTER my shower and self care 😂
❌ My @$$ is being chased by gators!!
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
February 9, 2024 at 10:33 PM
❌ My @$$ is being chased by gators!!
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
❌ My @$$ is being chased by gators!!
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
February 9, 2024 at 10:31 PM
❌ My @$$ is being chased by gators!!
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
✅ I’m being pursued by Geico to sign up for insurance by the geckos larger cousin…
His prostate: “I didn’t sign up for all this bullshit!”
February 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
His prostate: “I didn’t sign up for all this bullshit!”
Party just got started. Just don’t sit on the leather couch. You know….
February 8, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Party just got started. Just don’t sit on the leather couch. You know….
You mean someone is taking something too seriously and talking in ALL CAPS??!! On social media? Pshaw…
February 8, 2024 at 10:22 PM
You mean someone is taking something too seriously and talking in ALL CAPS??!! On social media? Pshaw…
It’s good to be reminded of how many people exist and all of the existential good that comes from that.
February 8, 2024 at 10:17 PM
It’s good to be reminded of how many people exist and all of the existential good that comes from that.
The place that had the juice was like, Tropicana from Concentrate anyway. Just add water, refrigerate, and suspend realistically human expectations of the taste.
February 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
The place that had the juice was like, Tropicana from Concentrate anyway. Just add water, refrigerate, and suspend realistically human expectations of the taste.