JB The Wise
@jbthewise.bsky.social
I am a Birdie Micro Blog refugee trying to escape the chemical hellscape that it has devolved into. Also, waiting to see when it happens here.
I also like sports and good conversation.
I also like sports and good conversation.
Back after a while. I stayed off of social media this year. Now hoping this is the social network that keeps me company through the end of the world … 😂
November 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Back after a while. I stayed off of social media this year. Now hoping this is the social network that keeps me company through the end of the world … 😂
What the hell is a skeet!!! I thought it was a fractional Skittle…
February 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
What the hell is a skeet!!! I thought it was a fractional Skittle…
Bring your rain boots.
❌ I’m in a slough of despond
✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness
✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness
February 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Bring your rain boots.
TGIF! Cant wait to go to a bar for happy hour and watch all of the Super Bowl preview shows with no sound.
February 9, 2024 at 10:08 PM
TGIF! Cant wait to go to a bar for happy hour and watch all of the Super Bowl preview shows with no sound.
Soooo… anything interesting at the SupremeCourt today?
February 8, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Soooo… anything interesting at the SupremeCourt today?
Does consuming a filet of fish sandwich from McDonalds mean I’m eating healthy?
And while on the subject, would believing this is so make me delusional?
And while on the subject, would believing this is so make me delusional?
February 8, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Does consuming a filet of fish sandwich from McDonalds mean I’m eating healthy?
And while on the subject, would believing this is so make me delusional?
And while on the subject, would believing this is so make me delusional?
I’m up to 8!!!
I HAVE FOUR FOLLOWERS!!!!
And why should you care about what I think and join this large rocket ship of a movement?
I could be thought provoking, inspiring, or funny.
Could also cause you an intense #2 situation requiring some Pepto, but frankly if that happens, you have some culpability.
And why should you care about what I think and join this large rocket ship of a movement?
I could be thought provoking, inspiring, or funny.
Could also cause you an intense #2 situation requiring some Pepto, but frankly if that happens, you have some culpability.
February 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I’m up to 8!!!
Typo with unintentional reply all akin to stepping on a lego castle.
sending an email and noticing a typo after is like stepping on a lego
February 8, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Typo with unintentional reply all akin to stepping on a lego castle.
Just like MySpace and Facebook before, I finally figured out my handle on the other side of 5+ attempts.
I don’t consider myself a BlueSky elder. Just an elder of my times.
Come closer and hear my tales of the rotary phone mounted on the basement stairs wall….
I don’t consider myself a BlueSky elder. Just an elder of my times.
Come closer and hear my tales of the rotary phone mounted on the basement stairs wall….
February 7, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Just like MySpace and Facebook before, I finally figured out my handle on the other side of 5+ attempts.
I don’t consider myself a BlueSky elder. Just an elder of my times.
Come closer and hear my tales of the rotary phone mounted on the basement stairs wall….
I don’t consider myself a BlueSky elder. Just an elder of my times.
Come closer and hear my tales of the rotary phone mounted on the basement stairs wall….
What does it mean to be clever on the socials? Do you see yourself as the Chandler Bing of your post?
The masters of social media have figured that you read a quote/post in a certain voice. (Read: Morgan Freeman memes)
It’s the voice in your head that’s the currency. Guard and use it well.
The masters of social media have figured that you read a quote/post in a certain voice. (Read: Morgan Freeman memes)
It’s the voice in your head that’s the currency. Guard and use it well.
February 7, 2024 at 9:37 PM
What does it mean to be clever on the socials? Do you see yourself as the Chandler Bing of your post?
The masters of social media have figured that you read a quote/post in a certain voice. (Read: Morgan Freeman memes)
It’s the voice in your head that’s the currency. Guard and use it well.
The masters of social media have figured that you read a quote/post in a certain voice. (Read: Morgan Freeman memes)
It’s the voice in your head that’s the currency. Guard and use it well.
Just want to give credit for the first time I heard this one… 👍
Pizza cutters. All edge, no point
February 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Just want to give credit for the first time I heard this one… 👍
I HAVE FOUR FOLLOWERS!!!!
And why should you care about what I think and join this large rocket ship of a movement?
I could be thought provoking, inspiring, or funny.
Could also cause you an intense #2 situation requiring some Pepto, but frankly if that happens, you have some culpability.
And why should you care about what I think and join this large rocket ship of a movement?
I could be thought provoking, inspiring, or funny.
Could also cause you an intense #2 situation requiring some Pepto, but frankly if that happens, you have some culpability.
February 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I HAVE FOUR FOLLOWERS!!!!
And why should you care about what I think and join this large rocket ship of a movement?
I could be thought provoking, inspiring, or funny.
Could also cause you an intense #2 situation requiring some Pepto, but frankly if that happens, you have some culpability.
And why should you care about what I think and join this large rocket ship of a movement?
I could be thought provoking, inspiring, or funny.
Could also cause you an intense #2 situation requiring some Pepto, but frankly if that happens, you have some culpability.
Signing off for tonight. Please like any of my posts (IF you actually like them, no pressure, just my happiness for tomorrow based on things I can’t control from total strangers, very healthy…) Follow if you’d like some wise and sarcastic GenX cut to the chase sensibilities on your timeline. ✌️
February 7, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Signing off for tonight. Please like any of my posts (IF you actually like them, no pressure, just my happiness for tomorrow based on things I can’t control from total strangers, very healthy…) Follow if you’d like some wise and sarcastic GenX cut to the chase sensibilities on your timeline. ✌️
I approve
In all seriousness, the best thing about Bluesky culture is “blocking other accounts for any reason at any time is totally acceptable,” and I strongly encourage new users to keep that in mind.
Block anyone who mildly annoys you! No gods, no masters! You owe NOTHING to HimmlerLicker69!
Block anyone who mildly annoys you! No gods, no masters! You owe NOTHING to HimmlerLicker69!
February 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I approve
So far so good…
*peeks head out*
This isn’t gonna be like threads is it?
This isn’t gonna be like threads is it?
February 7, 2024 at 3:07 AM
So far so good…
Reposted by JB The Wise
praying this place doesn't become insufferable
welcome, new users... be CHILL
welcome, new users... be CHILL
February 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
praying this place doesn't become insufferable
welcome, new users... be CHILL
welcome, new users... be CHILL
My algo has no rhythm.
February 7, 2024 at 3:04 AM
My algo has no rhythm.
He died so that we might live and have life again in this new space. May our lord and savior bless this place…
(can we get all our stuff back from like 2016 and back please?? 🙏)
(can we get all our stuff back from like 2016 and back please?? 🙏)
February 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM
He died so that we might live and have life again in this new space. May our lord and savior bless this place…
(can we get all our stuff back from like 2016 and back please?? 🙏)
(can we get all our stuff back from like 2016 and back please?? 🙏)
Reposted by JB The Wise
Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities
February 6, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities
Reposted by JB The Wise
With the new influx of users I believe there’s enough people on here now that if we all come together in prayer, with God’s grace, we can either heal or kill King Charles
February 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
With the new influx of users I believe there’s enough people on here now that if we all come together in prayer, with God’s grace, we can either heal or kill King Charles
February 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I just liked both of my posts and planning on liking this one too. I’m ok though. This isn’t an Elmo moment. #iamdoingfine
February 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I just liked both of my posts and planning on liking this one too. I’m ok though. This isn’t an Elmo moment. #iamdoingfine
Fine. Fine. Here’s another…. skeet??? 🤷♂️🤷♂️
I think anyone who wants to keep this place sane or somehow like Twitter was in its heyday is naive. But if everyone has the ability to just ignore, that would be good.
Happy skeeting!
I think anyone who wants to keep this place sane or somehow like Twitter was in its heyday is naive. But if everyone has the ability to just ignore, that would be good.
Happy skeeting!
February 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Fine. Fine. Here’s another…. skeet??? 🤷♂️🤷♂️
I think anyone who wants to keep this place sane or somehow like Twitter was in its heyday is naive. But if everyone has the ability to just ignore, that would be good.
Happy skeeting!
I think anyone who wants to keep this place sane or somehow like Twitter was in its heyday is naive. But if everyone has the ability to just ignore, that would be good.
Happy skeeting!
*peeks head out*
This isn’t gonna be like threads is it?
This isn’t gonna be like threads is it?
December 2, 2023 at 7:05 PM
*peeks head out*
This isn’t gonna be like threads is it?
This isn’t gonna be like threads is it?