J. Krampus et Kringle
@jcrallo.bsky.social
Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.
Well it’s absolutely fantastic, and I love it. Please thank him for me. If I had any instrumental acumen, I’d have a blast trying to do the same. Alas, I have the rhythm of 3-footed donkey.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Well it’s absolutely fantastic, and I love it. Please thank him for me. If I had any instrumental acumen, I’d have a blast trying to do the same. Alas, I have the rhythm of 3-footed donkey.
I’ll be honest, I couldn’t really get a good bearing on the lyrics of his song so it’s possible it’s this one, if it’s out there in the ether. Not too many cephalopod themed holiday songs yknow?
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’ll be honest, I couldn’t really get a good bearing on the lyrics of his song so it’s possible it’s this one, if it’s out there in the ether. Not too many cephalopod themed holiday songs yknow?
Understandable, to say the very least.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Understandable, to say the very least.
Well, Kash, technically he got himself. Good job cleaning up the scene tho.
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well, Kash, technically he got himself. Good job cleaning up the scene tho.
Spent many a winter in rural Ohio with my grandparents, and 2 years in Indiana, so I’ve certainly waved at it to some extent haha
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Spent many a winter in rural Ohio with my grandparents, and 2 years in Indiana, so I’ve certainly waved at it to some extent haha
I mean Alexandria Boat Parade, by the way. Also, he won an award!
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I mean Alexandria Boat Parade, by the way. Also, he won an award!
Snow with attitude. I like that description.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Snow with attitude. I like that description.
He was singing a song he’d made up over a loud speaker the whole time, about (understandably) a Chanukah octopus.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He was singing a song he’d made up over a loud speaker the whole time, about (understandably) a Chanukah octopus.
There was the best little dinghy at the Fairfax boat parade two weeks ago
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There was the best little dinghy at the Fairfax boat parade two weeks ago
It’s a good thing. Empathy is what separates us from the creeps infesting the GOP. Neither of those two would feel a thing if you switched places.
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s a good thing. Empathy is what separates us from the creeps infesting the GOP. Neither of those two would feel a thing if you switched places.
One single executive order in the next administration. EO #1, Sandblast that Bastard’s name off in America.
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One single executive order in the next administration. EO #1, Sandblast that Bastard’s name off in America.
Can’t throw this ignorant mother fucker into a hole fast enough.
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Can’t throw this ignorant mother fucker into a hole fast enough.
He’s right. Alt-right MAGA culture is incompatible with a prosperous society. Evict these creeps from daily life.
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
He’s right. Alt-right MAGA culture is incompatible with a prosperous society. Evict these creeps from daily life.
Blatant antisemitism on a racist’s podcast.
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Blatant antisemitism on a racist’s podcast.
One of your darker posts for sure, but yknow, that’s only like 0.001% of your content, so eh
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
One of your darker posts for sure, but yknow, that’s only like 0.001% of your content, so eh
From genital inspections to use a bathroom to strip searches for
contraband to protecting a pedophile infestation in the Oval Office, the GOP consistently proves they are obsessed with molesting children.
contraband to protecting a pedophile infestation in the Oval Office, the GOP consistently proves they are obsessed with molesting children.
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
From genital inspections to use a bathroom to strip searches for
contraband to protecting a pedophile infestation in the Oval Office, the GOP consistently proves they are obsessed with molesting children.
contraband to protecting a pedophile infestation in the Oval Office, the GOP consistently proves they are obsessed with molesting children.
Boy do I have a meme for you
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Boy do I have a meme for you
This chick is clearly under a PIP for constantly showing up late to work and she’s blaming car drop off lines instead of just getting her shit together and leaving for work earlier.
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This chick is clearly under a PIP for constantly showing up late to work and she’s blaming car drop off lines instead of just getting her shit together and leaving for work earlier.
You probably wouldn’t keep getting in trouble for showing up late to work if you just left a bit earlier. Blaming school drop off lines is kinda shirking your clear disregard for personal responsibility. Time to grow up, kid.
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You probably wouldn’t keep getting in trouble for showing up late to work if you just left a bit earlier. Blaming school drop off lines is kinda shirking your clear disregard for personal responsibility. Time to grow up, kid.
Let me be clear, though, all the videos show that, so why is this one special?
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Let me be clear, though, all the videos show that, so why is this one special?
You’ve released plenty of other videos, Pete. Is this Top Secret because it shows an outright murder of innocent civilians in graphic display?
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You’ve released plenty of other videos, Pete. Is this Top Secret because it shows an outright murder of innocent civilians in graphic display?