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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety

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Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessment, within the pesticide realm. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.

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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · Jun 2

Things are pretty shitty but here’s a picture of when my best friend first realized he’s not going back to the pound and these bushes will always be his to enjoy.

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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 9h

Incredible. Absolutely incredible. Did you do a con with this?

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 9h

Rare to come across topical Venture content, but goddamn does it make me happy.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 10h

MAGA has to be able to blame something when It Happens.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 10h

Far be it from me but if I were shackled in a PRIVATE JET, I would absolutely be taking a huge shit in my seat knowing they’d have to replace it when I was gone.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 10h

Maybes it’s the Draino his wife has been putting in his soup, or maybe is the dybbuk that’s haunting his house. I suppose we will never know.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 11h

lol just telling the MAGA base Trump got vaxxed lololololo

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 11h

Uh we know he has a severe cardiovascular condition?

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty much we should treat every word of what ICE and DHS say as a lie. Because they just keep proving it again and again.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 16h

Everything bagel with bacon egg and cheese.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 16h

When the Trump Admin sends ICE, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending murders, rapists, psychos. Some, I assume, are good people….but I doubt it.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 18h

Likely going to be planned layoffs that have been in process since August, w/ a final announcement now. There’s been a lot of consolidation (in DoI) anyway, & it’s been expected that the consolidated folks will be RIFd. Would also. Not be surprised to see them “include” DOGEd folks from Sept end.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 18h

Good. Let everyone see how ridiculous this dumb domestic abusing drunk is.

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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 21h

That spineless little ghoul Stephen Miller is so desperate to shoot innocent Americans.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 21h

Eat shit, fascists. America will roll right the fuck over you mealymouth little freaks.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

Cope and seethe, you pathetic MAGAfilth bigots

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

A quality “Fuck You, Trump” from the Nobel Prize Committee. And guess what, you rightwing bootlickers: literally the entire world agrees.

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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck at least someone is. Possibly the worst day in Philly sports history ever

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

I heard the LA Dodgers founded Antifa, quick tell trump

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

An error. A fucking error. A. Fucking. Error.

Welp, October Phils strike again. See ya next year boys. Good run, bad end.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha ok. I agree with the dirty play argument. It’s def a bit of a nasty trick. But as a Philly fan, I’m biased to like it. I don’t think it survives another year tho.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

If it wasn’t a skill play, every team could run it.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah Christopher, nip this bullshit in the bud

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J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha no. He absolutely does not. Which is, of course, why this is horrific.

J. Corpse Rallo, the Lich of Small Notoriety @jcrallo.bsky.social · 1d

Very funny how much this idiot administration desperately projects themselves onto everyone and everything