J. Krampus et Kringle
@jcrallo.bsky.social
Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.
Pinned
Things are pretty shitty but here’s a picture of when my best friend first realized he’s not going back to the pound and these bushes will always be his to enjoy.
Oldest’s daycare teacher has a Wu-Tang ugly Christmas sweater on today, solidifying my thoughts that my kids are in excellent hands with this facility.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oldest’s daycare teacher has a Wu-Tang ugly Christmas sweater on today, solidifying my thoughts that my kids are in excellent hands with this facility.
They’ve found the Candyman’s body and in my opinion they should leave it well enough alone.
Bees, nesting in bones! 🐝 🦴
“Since we didn’t find any of the bees’ bodies, it’s possible that they belonged to a species that’s still alive today — there’s very little known about the ecology of many of the bees on these islands." (Dr. Viñola López)
🪳🪲🧪
www.sci.news/paleontology...
“Since we didn’t find any of the bees’ bodies, it’s possible that they belonged to a species that’s still alive today — there’s very little known about the ecology of many of the bees on these islands." (Dr. Viñola López)
🪳🪲🧪
www.sci.news/paleontology...
Paleontologists Discover First-Known Instance of Ancient Bees Nesting inside Vertebrate Fossils | Sci.News
Bees are well known for their species and remarkable behavioral diversity, ranging from solitary species that nest in burrows to social species that construct highly compartmentalized nests.
www.sci.news
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They’ve found the Candyman’s body and in my opinion they should leave it well enough alone.
Mick continues to be one of the most upstanding dudes in showbiz.
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Mick continues to be one of the most upstanding dudes in showbiz.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
The Day It Happens will see celebrations that rival when Osama was killed.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The Day It Happens will see celebrations that rival when Osama was killed.
Happy First Night, yall
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Happy First Night, yall
Did a big work thing in a reasonable amount of time, please clap
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Did a big work thing in a reasonable amount of time, please clap
Scam texts can be fun, if you just make em work for it a bit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Scam texts can be fun, if you just make em work for it a bit.
This kicks ass
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This kicks ass
Yo look how much Greyson Allen’s barber hates him.
Why didn't anyone tell me that Grayson Allen looks & acts like Ted Cruz's illegitimate son
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Yo look how much Greyson Allen’s barber hates him.
Just because Christmas occurs at some point in a movie does not make the movie a Christmas movie.
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just because Christmas occurs at some point in a movie does not make the movie a Christmas movie.
Aight bread machine pals….all the dang loaves I try to make in the bread machine keep coming out about half size and very dense. Both recipes with yeast & without (like banana breads). I’m following the recipes, using the right flours and fresh baking soda/powders….im flummoxed. What’s goin on here.
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Aight bread machine pals….all the dang loaves I try to make in the bread machine keep coming out about half size and very dense. Both recipes with yeast & without (like banana breads). I’m following the recipes, using the right flours and fresh baking soda/powders….im flummoxed. What’s goin on here.
lol join a conference notre dame, ya sad sacks
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
lol join a conference notre dame, ya sad sacks
Absolute UNIT of a mourning dove on the porch this morning
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Absolute UNIT of a mourning dove on the porch this morning
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
I made a bunch of soy eggs and I’ve already eat 3 and god help me if I don’t end up eating this whole dozen of eggs today.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I made a bunch of soy eggs and I’ve already eat 3 and god help me if I don’t end up eating this whole dozen of eggs today.
Sheeeeesh.
Considering the approvals for Glyphosate in the US were predicated quite a bit on the supposed safety from claims in this paper, this is a BIG deal.
Will likely seem some seismic shock waves across the industry in short order
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Considering the approvals for Glyphosate in the US were predicated quite a bit on the supposed safety from claims in this paper, this is a BIG deal.
Will likely seem some seismic shock waves across the industry in short order
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
RETRACTED: Safety Evaluation and Risk Assessment of the Herbicide Roundup and Its Active Ingredient, Glyphosate, for Humans
This article has been retracted: please see Elsevier Policy on Article Withdrawal (https://www.elsevier.com/locate/withdrawalpolicy)This article has b…
www.sciencedirect.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sheeeeesh.
Considering the approvals for Glyphosate in the US were predicated quite a bit on the supposed safety from claims in this paper, this is a BIG deal.
Will likely seem some seismic shock waves across the industry in short order
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Considering the approvals for Glyphosate in the US were predicated quite a bit on the supposed safety from claims in this paper, this is a BIG deal.
Will likely seem some seismic shock waves across the industry in short order
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Yesssss baby it’s Christmas Skeets SZN and we’re starting it with a BAAAANGER
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yesssss baby it’s Christmas Skeets SZN and we’re starting it with a BAAAANGER
Reposted by J. Krampus et Kringle
Scrooge:
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Scrooge:
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
Go to the butcher shop, three lanes down.
Take this money, don't wear a frown.
The goose in the window, the one you see?
Boy:
The one that's damn near bigger than me??!!
Scrooge:
A fine lad, clever and smart and willing.
Get back fast and I'll tip 3 shilling.
Reposted by J. Krampus et Kringle
MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
January 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
Traditional night of drinking a bunch of sake while prepping and cooking sides ENGAGE
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Traditional night of drinking a bunch of sake while prepping and cooking sides ENGAGE
Sup folks, Charlie Brown Holiday Specials suck, always have, no I won’t be swayed. Dddddeal with it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sup folks, Charlie Brown Holiday Specials suck, always have, no I won’t be swayed. Dddddeal with it.
Was having a miserable time in the pharmaceutical R&D labs, got drunk one night and woke up to a ton of in-process grad school applications to Environmental Toxicology programs. Figured I’d roll with it for a bit, 12 years later I’ve run not one but two EcoTox programs for global AgChem companies.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Was having a miserable time in the pharmaceutical R&D labs, got drunk one night and woke up to a ton of in-process grad school applications to Environmental Toxicology programs. Figured I’d roll with it for a bit, 12 years later I’ve run not one but two EcoTox programs for global AgChem companies.
Reposted by J. Krampus et Kringle
When MAGA Republicans say they think standard statements about U.S. military personnel following America’s laws of armed combat and the U.S. military’s code of conduct are so terrible it’s practically treason, believe them. That is the project they are engaged in.
Republicans are treating this like it's some kind of treason. Nothing is being said here that wasn't taught to me as a US Army officer, as a core and standard part of my training.
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When MAGA Republicans say they think standard statements about U.S. military personnel following America’s laws of armed combat and the U.S. military’s code of conduct are so terrible it’s practically treason, believe them. That is the project they are engaged in.
Gorgeous out here in the Kofa National Park but goodness there ain’t a dang thing here!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Gorgeous out here in the Kofa National Park but goodness there ain’t a dang thing here!