JC
@jcw.gay
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Video Producer, Photographer, General Stuff Maker (or, in corporate speak, "creative services freelancer") Host of @HowToTeach.bsky.social He/Him, Very Gay 🌈
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JC @jcw.gay · 5d
Just make it their SSN.
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JC @jcw.gay · 5d
That kids got the marketing DOWN 😂
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JC @jcw.gay · 5d
Wow, they go and buy every version of the game JUST so they could own them all.

IF ONLY someone designed a game that showed the dangers of owning all of one thing for the sake of it...
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JC @jcw.gay · 6d
I need this embroidered and hung on my wall lol
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JC @jcw.gay · 6d
Absolute banger. 😂✨
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The golden rule: do unto others as you’d have them do unto you, but if the rule on a card conflicts with this rule, follow the rules on the card
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JC @jcw.gay · 6d
You've graduated to "the ancient one!" Now you can impart wisdom (real or nonsensical) on any adventurer who crosses your path.
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JC @jcw.gay · 6d
He really Machi'd that Koro.
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JC @jcw.gay · 9d
I used to want millions of buttons on my mouse and now I just want maybe one or two.

And then extra features on top of that? Nah.
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JC @jcw.gay · 11d
See I would've just put a band-aid on it.
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JC @jcw.gay · 11d
Person: "So I asked ChatGPT."

Me, every goddamn time: "...but why?"
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
The game needs a huge QoL overhaul, and the endgame puzzles would need to be designed for humans.

The game doesn't even have basic accessibility like colorblind support. I think there's something fundamentally off that would inhibit it reaching it's potential.
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
There's a part of me that sees the game as an incredible execution of making a product so polished up front that not even reviewers find the flaws. Then consumers experience the back half and realize, no, it's not actually a good game.
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
Apologies to all my friends who I sent thousands of words in the group chats venting about this game. Imagine if it had been a person that did this exact thing to me!
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
And it's that exact contradiction between what I experienced and what everyone else said that triggered me, I think. Well, I'm not going through that again.

I truly gave this game everything I had for weeks, and all I got in return were dead ends and a trauma response. 10-♾️/10
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
And the part that bothers me so much, is that at the start... it was great. Maybe even perfect. And it feels like that's the only part other people have seen, and all of the glowing reviews *have* to be of just the good part right?

Surely I must be the one who's wrong? I must've missed something?
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
It's got gaslighting (if you find a new clue, you'll know what to do!), it's got manipulation techniques through the guise of roguelikes (it even has literal slot machines), it demands perfection without directly saying that, and then doesn't give you the control you need to execute upon that.
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
I *know* that's probably a touch dramatic. I won't argue that.

But my experience so far with the Blue Prince has followed the exact same patterns I went through with my ex. It's uncanny to the point where I feel the need to put out these stupid posts. Show the red flags, as it were.
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JC @jcw.gay · 12d
I had a bit of a mental breakdown yesterday as I realized @blueprincegame.bsky.social, a game I loved, had been wasting my time for 80+ hours, and that I wasn't enjoying it anymore.

And it finally clicked why I had SUCH a strong response:

Playing Blue Prince felt like my old abusive relationship.
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JC @jcw.gay · 13d
Your brand is strong and mighty.
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JC @jcw.gay · 14d
I know there are dice cages, but honestly freshly painted mini cages should be the standard, with timed locks.
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JC @jcw.gay · 14d
Awww, bummer. I love the sight of animation systems going haywire lol
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JC @jcw.gay · 14d
But what if there... Was no priority... 👀