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Walmart spent $35.3B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024, enough to give each of its 2.2M employees annual bonuses of $2,719.

Last year, Walmart CEO Doug McMillon pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay of just $29,469.

Textbook corporate greed.
September 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lord, forgive me for what I have just done to this Barnes & Noble bathroom
May 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Happy Monday. Lmao.
April 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
if I had a nickel for every time I found a perfect, lovely wedding dress on Pinterest only to find out it's a 90's era Vera Wang I'll never be able to afford ......... I'd have 2 nickels
March 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
upstairs neighbor is using a BUZZSAW at 10 p.m ????? WHAT ARE YOU BUILDING UP THERE ????????
February 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it's so crazy how having dinner and drinks with good friends cures depression
February 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
made eye contact with the bus driver as she drove right past my stop. bus wasn't even full. absolutely humbling.
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
had a single cocktail and I'm DRUNK wtf
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my fiancé said that watching The Sopranos while playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure is a "wild combo," but personally, I'm having a great time
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
recently finished the first season of The Sopranos, and I can easily see why this show has been widely regarded as a classic. so so so well acted, well written, and engrossing.
January 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
my name is Jenni

names my coworkers think I have:

-Jenny
-Ginny
-Jennie
-Ginnie
January 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
trying to catch up on Abbott Elementary and got TWO Tremfya ads back-to-back

Hulu is so cursed, but I endur it bc I adore this show
January 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Folks trying to act cool and aloof about the TikTok ban sound genuinely idiotic. If you don’t get why it’s a devastating and dangerous precedent, that says way more about you than the people lamenting its loss. I learned so much on that app. I saw the funniest shit of my life there. Shit sucks.
January 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
went to a wine bar/bookstore today. dangerous combination. I got two books.
January 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
thinking about using bluesky the same way I used to use the other app when I was in college, and just send out thoughts without a care in the world.
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
love taking online classes bc listening to lectures at 2x speed just keeps me more engaged
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Applying for jobs is insane.

Positions requiring a Bachelor's degree that I'm actually interested in and help the community pay $15 an hour, then you'll see a listing for something like Puppy Kicker - No Experience Required that pays $35 an hour.
January 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
using gentle parenting tactics to remind the physicians I work with that they are not my superior, and my job is not to do the parts of their job that they don't like.
January 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
went to an adult ballet class today after not taking any formal dance classes for over a decade... so humbling
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
yesterday my partner proposed to me at the same table at the coffee shop where we had our first date <3 words can't describe how overjoyed I am to be spending my life alongside him
December 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM