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John Dickey
@jdickey45.bsky.social
Man of Few Accomplishments. 2 Chronicles 21:14-15.
Dear A Dopo Pizza,

I would like to try your rather tasty looking product, so why do you only make 15" pizzas? Do I look 400 pounds? Make an individual size!

Maybe I'll go with @isaacdickey17.bsky.social (or a buddy back home will take a day trip with me). Not like he's in any rush to get up hya.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
In the last 30 hours I’ve taken two all time diabolical finals. Today’s in particular was ASSAULT.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I am a two seam fastball evangelist. It’s the superior fastball. Throw it more!
John Schneider says the #BlueJays see "a real opportunity" for Dylan Cease to get even better.

He added that it "caught Cease's attention" when Toronto's staff spoke to him about different fastball grips and developing more of a changeup, as examples.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You are not Dave Stieb, sir. Nobody can be as dope as Dave Stieb.
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To the Indianapolis Colts,

I hate you. So much. You’re a garbage team with garbage fans. What you’ve done to my beloved Titans since 2009 borders on abuse.

PLEASE play Philip Rivers. I will die.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Let's hope the Tax Dodgers get Ed-lose Diaz and not Edwin Diaz.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
On the topic of ads (looking at you, Amazon): who buys their partner’s parents Christmas gifts? Who are these psychos? Money’s tight man!

Maybe it’s me. I’m not nearly that invested in if her folks are a fan of me or not. I am what I am and what not.
I would sooner cut one of my fingers off before I stay at a “Great Wolf Lodge.” I don’t know what that is specifically, but it looks terrible and I don’t want to go.
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I would sooner cut one of my fingers off before I stay at a “Great Wolf Lodge.” I don’t know what that is specifically, but it looks terrible and I don’t want to go.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Nobody #onhere knows I’m playing inFAMOUS again next week”
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Not to mention that the current administration’s policy will erode immigrants’ faith in the system for decades and stop any attempt at reform indefinitely. Is that Biden’s fault, too?
Such bullshit, fascism-abetting framing by the NYTimes. Authoritarians like Trump cultivate and then make use of xenophobic racism and cruelty—something that has very little at all to do with immigration realities. Stop giving liberal cover to this fascist rhetoric.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning to Titans fans and Titans fans only

HAPPY VICTORY MONDAY ⚔️
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December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TITANS WIN ⚔️
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December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dear UT and the Music City Bowl folks,

If you really think imma pay $145 for MUSIC CITY BOWL TICKETS, you’re insane.
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
AMERICA LOVES JEFF
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
NEVER MIND

TOUUUUUUCHDOWN TITANS
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every. Single. Sunday.

No. Reprieve.

Same thing every week!
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December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is painful
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
TOUCHDOWN TITANS ONE MORE AGAIN
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fox Sports, I appreciate your concern, but I do actually want to watch the Titans game, and we do have the cable package. Let a hater in!
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
TOUUUUUUCHDOWN TITANS
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“Woke up feeling like it was time to Titan TF Up”
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December 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
WHY are we doing a rolling roadblock on Alcoa Highway at 9pm on a Saturday? This is DUMB.
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I hate Alabama
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I miss Blue Jay baseball.
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I am playing FF7 remake again, and I’d like to emphasize that the parts without Aerith are too long and the parts with her are too short.
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM