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Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job — theonion.com/report-finds...
Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job
LOS ANGELES—Calling the findings of its comprehensive survey of American workplace practices “total bullshit,” the Institute for Research on Labor and Employment issued a report Monday concluding that you should be able to retire after, like, six years of working full time. “We evaluated the data around current U.S. employment rates, and our research shows […]
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January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job — theonion.com/report-finds...