This is now canon.

My fridge may have died and gone to a better place, but that’s not going to stop taco day. Not saying my Al pastor is the greatest, but it’s pretty damn good.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Happy “PUT IT IN REVERSE TERI!” Day to this who celebrate! Sometimes I do get hella salty no one helped Teri out

I know that if I move they’ll wake up hungry monsters wanting breakfast. So I’m just going to lay here and not move a muscle for a hot minute.

Guys! What in Pope Benedict the XII does this even mean….

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals (evergreen post edition)

While I like the interior, I feel like the dealership did me dirty by giving me this Smurf blue dildo looking hoopty as a loaner. I’m advertising w/out getting paid 🧐

My sister picked me up from our moms house and this popped up as a memory. Normally the heat doesn’t bother me, but I’d rather be in Alaska blowing glass than in this 115° weather.

Me: Walks into this new Blue Sky bar