JD Yates
@jdyates.bsky.social
An unmitigated nerd. Frequently verbose. Doing my best to bore you to death with politics and science and finance but most frequently just whatever I happen to be watching. (He/Him) 🏳️🌈 🤓 🖖
Dallas is home.
Primarily Mastodon: @[email protected]
Dallas is home.
Primarily Mastodon: @[email protected]
Access to my inner monologue is subject to a non-disclosure agreement. 😒
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Access to my inner monologue is subject to a non-disclosure agreement. 😒
(I can, actually. These are simply the only words I’ve heard him say in English. 😅)
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
(I can, actually. These are simply the only words I’ve heard him say in English. 😅)
I would like to live here. 🥺
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I would like to live here. 🥺
Omg, can we just … do that??
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Omg, can we just … do that??
Hang 👏 it 👏 in 👏 the 👏 Louvre.
(Also, I will be taking this as an invitation.)
(Also, I will be taking this as an invitation.)
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Hang 👏 it 👏 in 👏 the 👏 Louvre.
(Also, I will be taking this as an invitation.)
(Also, I will be taking this as an invitation.)
You’re a hero for giving him a shot tho.
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
You’re a hero for giving him a shot tho.
Spoiler: All python stuff is tedious.
February 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Spoiler: All python stuff is tedious.
*370 men immediately slide into your DMs*
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
*370 men immediately slide into your DMs*
I would inhale this in a single sitting. 🤤
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I would inhale this in a single sitting. 🤤
I need a photo of you holding up tomorrow’s copy of the DMN on JR’s balcony to prove it.
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I need a photo of you holding up tomorrow’s copy of the DMN on JR’s balcony to prove it.
Do you even live here anymore?
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Do you even live here anymore?
The titular dum cump.
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The titular dum cump.
The fact that throat bruise was on the table though… 👀
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The fact that throat bruise was on the table though… 👀
Here is your one (1) attention with a side of validation for the table, sir. 🥵
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Here is your one (1) attention with a side of validation for the table, sir. 🥵
Though yours remains the cutest.
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Though yours remains the cutest.
You are like ten minutes older than me. 😂
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
You are like ten minutes older than me. 😂