JD Yates
@jdyates.bsky.social
An unmitigated nerd. Frequently verbose. Doing my best to bore you to death with politics and science and finance but most frequently just whatever I happen to be watching. (He/Him) 🏳️🌈 🤓 🖖
Dallas is home.
Primarily Mastodon: @[email protected]
Dallas is home.
Primarily Mastodon: @[email protected]
Me, a top, when oomf starts talking in the first person about topping: “why are you, as a bottom, topping?” 🤨
As the ancient adage goes, when you’re a top, everything’s bottoms.
As the ancient adage goes, when you’re a top, everything’s bottoms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me, a top, when oomf starts talking in the first person about topping: “why are you, as a bottom, topping?” 🤨
As the ancient adage goes, when you’re a top, everything’s bottoms.
As the ancient adage goes, when you’re a top, everything’s bottoms.
Chat, is it okay to be big mad at your crushes for hooking up without you in your dream? 😒
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Chat, is it okay to be big mad at your crushes for hooking up without you in your dream? 😒
Having my first ice cream in a month because the title of my diet is
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Having my first ice cream in a month because the title of my diet is
Who wore it better: Wreck Gar from Transformers or Weyoun Delta from Star Trek: The Rock?
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Who wore it better: Wreck Gar from Transformers or Weyoun Delta from Star Trek: The Rock?
We already have lots of metrics for gauging the absurdities and imbalances of late stage capitalism but the price of baby carrots crossing the price of raw carrots should be one for the books. We should call it Waste Stage Capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We already have lots of metrics for gauging the absurdities and imbalances of late stage capitalism but the price of baby carrots crossing the price of raw carrots should be one for the books. We should call it Waste Stage Capitalism.
Getting to the part of Voyager where the writers start trying to make a Chakotay-Seven romance happen. 😒
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Getting to the part of Voyager where the writers start trying to make a Chakotay-Seven romance happen. 😒
Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy is another one of my all time favourite episodes. It’s irreverently silly and the cast is having a great time and every punch line hits. 😂
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy is another one of my all time favourite episodes. It’s irreverently silly and the cast is having a great time and every punch line hits. 😂
It’s so cute how angry my PS5 gets when there’s a power outage. Calm down big boy, use your words, it’s gonna be okay. Stamping his lil foot about having to rebuild his WHOLE database. 😤
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s so cute how angry my PS5 gets when there’s a power outage. Calm down big boy, use your words, it’s gonna be okay. Stamping his lil foot about having to rebuild his WHOLE database. 😤
For the next six hours this is once again a Jack Lowden stan account.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For the next six hours this is once again a Jack Lowden stan account.
I, for one, will be continuing to dress however the sweet fuck I want on airplanes designed for maximum discomfort in service of maximum profit, TYVM.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I, for one, will be continuing to dress however the sweet fuck I want on airplanes designed for maximum discomfort in service of maximum profit, TYVM.
Soup season pro tip: everything in your fridge is just one cup of broth away from being soup.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Soup season pro tip: everything in your fridge is just one cup of broth away from being soup.
“You’re 👏 a 👏 baby 👏 “ -me, trying to convince my dog she’s a baby and not a hellspawned agent of chaos.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“You’re 👏 a 👏 baby 👏 “ -me, trying to convince my dog she’s a baby and not a hellspawned agent of chaos.
I love watching a volcano documentary because however long you think it’ll take for these science nerds to make a Mordor/eye of Sauron reference, it’s less.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love watching a volcano documentary because however long you think it’ll take for these science nerds to make a Mordor/eye of Sauron reference, it’s less.
This is objectively very cool. How Apple 3D prints titanium watch cases. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Mapping the future with 3D-printed titanium Apple Watch cases
Apple Watch Ultra 3 and titanium Apple Watch Series 11 cases are now 3D-printed with 100 percent recycled aerospace-grade titanium powder.
www.apple.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is objectively very cool. How Apple 3D prints titanium watch cases. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Bestie breakups are just as hard as, if not harder than, romantic breakups and we don’t create enough space for that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bestie breakups are just as hard as, if not harder than, romantic breakups and we don’t create enough space for that.
‘Toss a Coin to Your Witcher’ remains a certified banger to this day.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
‘Toss a Coin to Your Witcher’ remains a certified banger to this day.
I’m beginning to think these celebrities might not be all that good at this Traitors thing. (Ep. 4) 😂
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m beginning to think these celebrities might not be all that good at this Traitors thing. (Ep. 4) 😂
How does Babbel know exactly what entertains me???? 👀
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How does Babbel know exactly what entertains me???? 👀
Websites changing language based on my VPN location and putting all the buttons to change it back behind an un-dismissible cookie modal in the foreign language is my villain origin story.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Websites changing language based on my VPN location and putting all the buttons to change it back behind an un-dismissible cookie modal in the foreign language is my villain origin story.
My entire kingdom to sleep like a bébé that did 3.5 miles today.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My entire kingdom to sleep like a bébé that did 3.5 miles today.
This episode still cracks me up. Didn’t it win a bunch of emmys or something? If it didn’t, it should have.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This episode still cracks me up. Didn’t it win a bunch of emmys or something? If it didn’t, it should have.
I maintain that the entire segment of Asian noodle soups represent the highest form of human culinary science. 🍜 🤤
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I maintain that the entire segment of Asian noodle soups represent the highest form of human culinary science. 🍜 🤤
Because in this house it’s spooky season till I say otherwise, classic turn of the century film A Cabin in the Woods.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Because in this house it’s spooky season till I say otherwise, classic turn of the century film A Cabin in the Woods.
Decided to get into the fall spirit by freshening all my machine-washable sweaters and it's a good job I did, some of them might be dry by xmas.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Decided to get into the fall spirit by freshening all my machine-washable sweaters and it's a good job I did, some of them might be dry by xmas.
I’ve decided the word that best describes AI usage is ‘gauche’ and I’m gonna start calling people that.
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’ve decided the word that best describes AI usage is ‘gauche’ and I’m gonna start calling people that.