someone on myspace called us the romaine empire the other day and i’ve been sick to my stomach ever since knowing i didn’t come up with that first

guys we’re pretty much just like the paris review, except our editors have working hip bones and aren’t fed through a drip tube :)

the paris review could only dream of having covers as beautiful as these! issues 1.1 and 1.2 out now over on our substack!! pardon my french but it’s filled with some great fucking litrachuh!! 👖🥬

WOOP WOOP ALERT LITERARY WRITERS

@tacobellquarterly.org can we get a woop woop for being an extremely serious, salad-adjacent literary publication?

guys be honest, is there room for one more hopeless lit. mag in these clear blue skies?? JEAN SALAD certainly hopes so!!👖🥬

we’re a really hopeless lit mag with some bloody great litrachuh on offer! you can read part 1 of our first ever issue here!! 👖🥬💗