Jesse
jebton.bsky.social
Jesse
@jebton.bsky.social
Hobby hopper extraordinaire and lifelong creative
What a time to kick reclusive habits
So glad all my neighbors got a chorus of tiny dogs for Christmas. It’s like bedding down for the night in a kennel. help
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This family get together could have been a 👍
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A Bluesky for dads to share their 👍

-👍
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The turnover bowl is undefeated
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More games should have the running back’s fam cam, watching fletcher’s mom watching her son run over the defense rules actually
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
1) was there some kind of pregame kicking exhibition

2) are those kids still around
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You really shouldn’t be able to televise coordinators calling plays, like the actual play calls can’t be broadcast, right?
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don’t know how, but all these swing passes in flats are Mike Bobo’s fault.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Accidentally slept through playoff football last night, but at least I’m well rested for the turnover bowl today.
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So this pile of half finished, abandoned downloads is the new pile of abandoned books, huh
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Watching Running Man has unfortunately etched “I’m still here, you shiteaters” into my idle animations. Multiple times daily.
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Somehow managed to successfully replace the OS on an old, now unsupported tablet. Works great, minimal swearing, I’m gonna be smug about this for hours
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Jesse
Kirk Cousins’ last three games against the Buccaneers:

- 3-0
- 1,158 passing yards
- 11 TD
- 1 INT
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reposted by Jesse
Record breaking falcons performance incoming, that 18th penalty feels inevitable
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Record breaking falcons performance incoming, that 18th penalty feels inevitable
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you’re in line to play wide receiver for the Atlanta falcons, please stay in line
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So you’re telling me this Kyle Pitts has been on this falcons team this whole time
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Bijan Robinson, in my opinion
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I didn’t expect much, but this falcons run defense is disgusting to watch.
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Making biscuits to go with my Shakshuka might be the most southern thing I’ve ever done, but it’s incredible
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Many people are saying 12 teams are too many.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My dear parents are watching the Falcons play the Seahawks from a box, which is very fancy for them. I can only assume Atlanta is giving away tickets at this point.
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Akimbo interceptions in both games on the split screen has to be rare, right?
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Jesse
Need to see if the skycam feed has it past where the broadcast cut it off, but
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM