War n’ Oats
@jedgeco.bsky.social
An innocent bystander, but somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place. And I’m down on my luck.
Bro looking like dogshit (again).
This is the face of a man telling himself that if he can just keep his eyes open a few more minutes, he can kick everyone out and sleep in his chair.
This is the face of a man telling himself that if he can just keep his eyes open a few more minutes, he can kick everyone out and sleep in his chair.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bro looking like dogshit (again).
This is the face of a man telling himself that if he can just keep his eyes open a few more minutes, he can kick everyone out and sleep in his chair.
This is the face of a man telling himself that if he can just keep his eyes open a few more minutes, he can kick everyone out and sleep in his chair.
Except for the parts that are gambling, yes
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Except for the parts that are gambling, yes
IRS instructions do specify that the equipment is "installed"; I was thinking that maybe I could buy the panels and get credit for the purchase, but it looks like no go on that.
But, only about 6 auditors work for the IRS anymore, so maybe one could just roll the dice? (this isn't legal advice)
But, only about 6 auditors work for the IRS anymore, so maybe one could just roll the dice? (this isn't legal advice)
Instructions for Form 5695 (2025) | Internal Revenue Service
www.irs.gov
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
IRS instructions do specify that the equipment is "installed"; I was thinking that maybe I could buy the panels and get credit for the purchase, but it looks like no go on that.
But, only about 6 auditors work for the IRS anymore, so maybe one could just roll the dice? (this isn't legal advice)
But, only about 6 auditors work for the IRS anymore, so maybe one could just roll the dice? (this isn't legal advice)
“Siri, what’s the opposite of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’?”
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Siri, what’s the opposite of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’?”
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Watched it at a friend's house during a sleepover, and it's how I learned about carbon monoxide poisoning.
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Watched it at a friend's house during a sleepover, and it's how I learned about carbon monoxide poisoning.
Dudes Rock Award for Achievement in Dudes Rocking
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Dudes Rock Award for Achievement in Dudes Rocking
[split-screen; SCOTUS and America in their separate therapists offices]
THERAPIST: Does the Court issue bad decisions often?
SCOTUS: Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week?
AMERICA: Constantly! I'd say three times a week.
THERAPIST: Does the Court issue bad decisions often?
SCOTUS: Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week?
AMERICA: Constantly! I'd say three times a week.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
[split-screen; SCOTUS and America in their separate therapists offices]
THERAPIST: Does the Court issue bad decisions often?
SCOTUS: Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week?
AMERICA: Constantly! I'd say three times a week.
THERAPIST: Does the Court issue bad decisions often?
SCOTUS: Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week?
AMERICA: Constantly! I'd say three times a week.
Certainly they were the top minds at the University of Flavortown.
Per Coca-Cola, they put together a "special team of flavor scientists" to develop a new soda formula. They spent over a year studying (and trying to replicate) the Mtn Dew formula, then coming up with 3 variations. One, nicknamed "Jericho" would eventually become Simba
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Certainly they were the top minds at the University of Flavortown.
FYI, she thought this was a negative.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
FYI, she thought this was a negative.
"Play a couple slow numbers so I can dance with my wife."
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Play a couple slow numbers so I can dance with my wife."
You just need a macro that outputs:
"The Supreme Court's _____ 'principle' is an intentionally flexible standard that allows the justices to do what it takes to help Republican _______ win.
"The Supreme Court's _____ 'principle' is an intentionally flexible standard that allows the justices to do what it takes to help Republican _______ win.
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You just need a macro that outputs:
"The Supreme Court's _____ 'principle' is an intentionally flexible standard that allows the justices to do what it takes to help Republican _______ win.
"The Supreme Court's _____ 'principle' is an intentionally flexible standard that allows the justices to do what it takes to help Republican _______ win.
"Publication Date" and "Copyright" date are two very different things!
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Publication Date" and "Copyright" date are two very different things!
But the best source to fall back on 😉
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
But the best source to fall back on 😉
Srsly, I paid $100 for the Criterion Collection laserdisc of Taxi Driver in the 90s, and I paid $85 for the Columbia 4K box set that has Taxi Driver plus 5 other 4Ks.
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Srsly, I paid $100 for the Criterion Collection laserdisc of Taxi Driver in the 90s, and I paid $85 for the Columbia 4K box set that has Taxi Driver plus 5 other 4Ks.
I don't think you can even buy a non-4K TV these days?
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don't think you can even buy a non-4K TV these days?
You said "downside," but all I see in the picture is upside.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You said "downside," but all I see in the picture is upside.
I'm saving for a second rental period on all my DIVX discs.
December 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm saving for a second rental period on all my DIVX discs.
I am in the exact sicko demographic for this joke.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am in the exact sicko demographic for this joke.
I appreciate them at least laying it out very clearly.
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I appreciate them at least laying it out very clearly.
$5 million is a nightmare, Brian
5 Million is a Nightmare Greg - Succession S2 E9
YouTube video by TheAchilles17
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
$5 million is a nightmare, Brian
100% this. Theaters spent the last 15+ years creating a "premium experience" and audiences have responded by treating movies as a special occasion event.
Movies should be the thing you do on Friday with the $5 bucks left in your wallet, not the thing you save up for.
Movies should be the thing you do on Friday with the $5 bucks left in your wallet, not the thing you save up for.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
100% this. Theaters spent the last 15+ years creating a "premium experience" and audiences have responded by treating movies as a special occasion event.
Movies should be the thing you do on Friday with the $5 bucks left in your wallet, not the thing you save up for.
Movies should be the thing you do on Friday with the $5 bucks left in your wallet, not the thing you save up for.
My church calls it "natural contraception"
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My church calls it "natural contraception"