Forget the country, if the world burns down around me next weekend I won’t notice until I need more doritos to fuel my war crimes

Now that the americans are have started their self-imposed exile, perhaps it’s time to finally download tikok

My twerking muscles are ready

This reads as tongue in cheek but it’s actually the most hardcore idea in geopolitics right now

Excited to see the return volley: a genetically (and genAItically) enhanced version of the 90s beverly hills airhead that spouts Middle Kingdom-esque talking points

Me: DUDE what did you do to that poor stuffed animal?
My dog:

Okay it fell down a little bit at the end, crushed by the weight of meta

A shame :( but still worth watching imo

Interior Chinatown holy balls what a tour de force

Dan dadan might be the anime of the year, what an adorably saccharine kaleidoscope for adolescence

Man I need a saved drafts page so bad on this app, I can’t go back to storing zingers on my notes app :(

Perhaps the real decline of western civilization was the friends we made along the way

Startup idea: a road trip/van life planner

- routing between locations (obv)
- stops for food and gas, spaced by your car’s mileage and when you set off that day
- sightseeing detours available
- road trip music playlist maker
- invites sent to friends in cities you’re passing through
- budgeting

Okay, using a personal domain as a handle is pretty baller