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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one)

@jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social

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Humpty: When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less. The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things. H: The question is which is to be Master — that’s all. DropBassNotBombs

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 5h

I see Jade Helm at the dog park pretty much every week. Let me see if she can make some calls for you about getting through to Soros (and oh she’s got some funny stories about him)

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 9h

They were also doing many drugs

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Trump's White House Was 'Awash in Speed' -- and Xanax

Under Trump, the White House Medical Unit was “like the Wild West,” and staffers had easy access to powerful stimulants and sedatives, sources say.

www.rollingstone.com

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 10h

FIFTY SEVEN KNOWN ANTIFAS!

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 10h

“Hi, I’m your car’s extended warranty…”

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 11h

I saw Premeditated Anarchy at a festival and yeah their whole vibe just seemed a bit calculated

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 11h

“RELEASE THE - wait for it! - PLAGUE…! OF! FROGS…!”

a close up of a green frog sitting on a green leaf .

ALT: a close up of a green frog sitting on a green leaf .

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 11h

[applies masterful disguise]

a man in a plaid shirt is wearing a fake mustache on a green screen .

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is wearing a fake mustache on a green screen .

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 11h

[hides evidence]
Dunno what you mean

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 11h

If you got the personnel, 3-3-5 can still stop the run & stop short routes, just need people to tackle well

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 11h

“Some legal scholars question whether AOC can be convicted by Trump DOJ for the 1950 Brinks robbery”

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G8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social · 20h

In a proper country, this video would be running on a loop on every news report for as long as it took to put a stop to this shit and every Dem pol would be wearing a tablet around their neck showing this video at every opportunity. I mean, if you can't sway votes with ICE assaulting clergy....

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s video of the incident

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 12h

Luke says hi, Dad likes it when we sit on the big swing and do nothing

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 12h

Feds explained how organized crime does that w say furniture stores:
- buy all inventory you can on credit
- never pay for it
- sell out everything at rock bottom prices
- if things get unprofitable or the law gets near, just burn it down

Called a Blowout. Same process, just now at nation scale

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 12h

Seriously, what if they just… didn’t

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 13h

No gif I could find from the SNL where Rob Lowe is teaching it to Phil Hartmann, dammit we need that today

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 13h

Based on some fantastic glossy mailer I got, the office of the Pope is like totally The Antichrist too so yeah it’s stupid but also yeah could definitely happen

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 13h

LAMBADA THE FORBIDDEN DANCE

a group of people are dancing in a room with a sign that says exit

ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room with a sign that says exit

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 13h

Stage manager I know says Lee Greenwood stayed coked up out of his mind pretty much all the time so yeah there’s a role model all right

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 14h

Marco Rubio is going to hell.

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JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 13h

They remind me of preschool boys determined to bring their lightsabers to school

I really need to get myself a raptor costume or fun dinosaur suit

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 14h

I demand a headphone jack mini plug. But I would likely pay $$$ for a device that mutes all phones within a 50’ radius, like that airport TV gadget

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 14h

You’d think all those guys would be too busy coaching youth football this time of year

JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 14h

Sounds like petty BS that maybe would’ve been the same if you didn’t ask, too, in keeping with the Jagoff-Boss tradition of “gonna ding you for something no matter what”

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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 14h

Got to love being on the phone with my son in the military telling him we will cover his pay. These fools are failing us as a nation.

Johnson, in shift, signals no vote during shutdown for military pay

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https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5545001-mike-johnson-military-pay-bill-shutdown/

t.co

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