U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals
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Imagine coming back to the U.S. now after nine months in space. It’s probably more disturbing than finding the Statue of Liberty sticking out of the sand.

Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails
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according to today's executive order, reruns of the flintstones must now omit the last line of the theme song

I think I’m going back to calling it “Washington’s Birthday”.

This is now my go-to.
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U.S. Mint Introduces New Controversial John Wilkes Booth Pennies
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

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