Jeff Egn-Aaahh!!! Real Monsters-czyk
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Just made this for my wife after she complained about there always being so much laundry but I'm pretty sure she has no idea who Dr. Manhattan.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just made this for my wife after she complained about there always being so much laundry but I'm pretty sure she has no idea who Dr. Manhattan.
Seems bad!
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Seems bad!
My brain immediately replaced this with Shoreleave, the Shipwreck parody from The Venture Bros. venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Shorele...
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My brain immediately replaced this with Shoreleave, the Shipwreck parody from The Venture Bros. venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Shorele...
When half the field is in shadow and you have to follow the play into the sunny side of the field.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When half the field is in shadow and you have to follow the play into the sunny side of the field.
We could add someone else to the entourage.
That's a good idea.
Yo, what's Young Larry doing these days?
He's in Jay-Z's entourage.
What about Cheese?
He's rolling with Ghostface Killah now.
Fat Balls?
Studying hotel administration at Cornell.
Well go ahead, Fat Balls. That's a good program.
That's a good idea.
Yo, what's Young Larry doing these days?
He's in Jay-Z's entourage.
What about Cheese?
He's rolling with Ghostface Killah now.
Fat Balls?
Studying hotel administration at Cornell.
Well go ahead, Fat Balls. That's a good program.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We could add someone else to the entourage.
That's a good idea.
Yo, what's Young Larry doing these days?
He's in Jay-Z's entourage.
What about Cheese?
He's rolling with Ghostface Killah now.
Fat Balls?
Studying hotel administration at Cornell.
Well go ahead, Fat Balls. That's a good program.
That's a good idea.
Yo, what's Young Larry doing these days?
He's in Jay-Z's entourage.
What about Cheese?
He's rolling with Ghostface Killah now.
Fat Balls?
Studying hotel administration at Cornell.
Well go ahead, Fat Balls. That's a good program.
This looks weird, violent, and fun and it's on Tubi. Let's watch it tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This looks weird, violent, and fun and it's on Tubi. Let's watch it tonight.
From my cold dead hands
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
From my cold dead hands
Now that the NYC mayoral election is over I can admit that every time I heard "Mamdani" I replaced it with Frank Castle scoffingly saying "Madani" while shaking his head at something she said. Then walking away with his distinctive gait.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Now that the NYC mayoral election is over I can admit that every time I heard "Mamdani" I replaced it with Frank Castle scoffingly saying "Madani" while shaking his head at something she said. Then walking away with his distinctive gait.
Screaming "and you wonder why our schools are falling apart" in that situation is the closest the real world has ever come to experiencing Helen Lovejoy's "won't somebody please think of the children?"
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Screaming "and you wonder why our schools are falling apart" in that situation is the closest the real world has ever come to experiencing Helen Lovejoy's "won't somebody please think of the children?"
Slider heads RISE UP!
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Slider heads RISE UP!
Handing out candy and watching the first free streaming movie (SNATCH) I found on my TV, with a DIPA.
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Handing out candy and watching the first free streaming movie (SNATCH) I found on my TV, with a DIPA.
I'd love to be a full size candy bar guy but I don't have the foresight to plan it out. That said, I did impulse buy some bars for the adorable kids I know in the hood.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'd love to be a full size candy bar guy but I don't have the foresight to plan it out. That said, I did impulse buy some bars for the adorable kids I know in the hood.
Oh my God the conspiracy goes deeper than the deep state
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh my God the conspiracy goes deeper than the deep state
Bichette sees Varsho start to walk to first and so he thinks it's a walk. Just as Varsho pauses when he realizes it's a strike, Bichette spins around missing the pause, so he trots to second and gets picked off.
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Bichette sees Varsho start to walk to first and so he thinks it's a walk. Just as Varsho pauses when he realizes it's a strike, Bichette spins around missing the pause, so he trots to second and gets picked off.
This is bad but everyone's been playing for second place since Tyson Homosexual.
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is bad but everyone's been playing for second place since Tyson Homosexual.
Seems like a you problem, buddy.
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October 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Seems like a you problem, buddy.
Home opener. Let's go Knicks, baby.
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Home opener. Let's go Knicks, baby.
Trying to schedule an evening meeting and we finally pinned down the date. As we're working on the time one of the guys writes "I am indifferent about time", and all I can do is read it in the voice of Dr. Manhattan.
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trying to schedule an evening meeting and we finally pinned down the date. As we're working on the time one of the guys writes "I am indifferent about time", and all I can do is read it in the voice of Dr. Manhattan.
Last year my Indian coworker came back from India and gifted me this kurta. Very nice of her. She wanted me to wear it to last year's department Diwali celebration. I chickened out and "forgot it at home".
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October 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Last year my Indian coworker came back from India and gifted me this kurta. Very nice of her. She wanted me to wear it to last year's department Diwali celebration. I chickened out and "forgot it at home".
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This is some bullshit from my kids. They ate the entire loaf in less than 24 hours. Finish the last slice and throw the tin away, you cowards.
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is some bullshit from my kids. They ate the entire loaf in less than 24 hours. Finish the last slice and throw the tin away, you cowards.
As I said a year ago on the hell site
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
As I said a year ago on the hell site