You kinda have to see it as a kindness that someone would make themselves a source of ridicule for the remainder of all time. That they would give a gift so precious to their family is the epitome of generosity.

Lamar should have won MVP last year? Fine.

Lamar and the Muppets team up to exonerate a former Baltimore Raven great who has been accused of MURDER. Film noir style.
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The key to making the Jokic one work is the Muppets doing guerilla warfare.

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Josh Allen lost his puppy and he's too sad to play. The Muppets find the puppy just in time for Josh to play in the Super Bowl.

(The Bills still lose. Buffalo riots. Go Bills.)

A bunch of evil guys take over Serbia (😬) and they HATE HORSES. The Muppets team up with Joker (and his brothers) to bring them down.

Shohei and Judge have an east coast / west coast feud that threatens to destroy baseball! The Muppets are called in to save the World Series.

Tell me these wouldn't work. The Muppets with:

Nikola Jokic (I know he wasn't the MVP this year but come on)

Josh Allen

Shohei or Judge

Some hockey player (sorry I don't know any hockey players anymore, Mark Messier?)