Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of the ZOOTOPIA comic on shelves now. Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes.
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
I never knew Demond's first name was Grady, I thought I was seeing a slip up for a second
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I never knew Demond's first name was Grady, I thought I was seeing a slip up for a second
Adam West is also fun in that!
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Adam West is also fun in that!
that's why they wore sensible suits
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
that's why they wore sensible suits
the hen has the best line
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
the hen has the best line
It’s why most men are left, imo
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s why most men are left, imo
well now I miss the funny thing and only get the admonition
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
well now I miss the funny thing and only get the admonition
have the publicans tried placing bowls of nuts along the bar to get the crowd to spread around again
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 PM
have the publicans tried placing bowls of nuts along the bar to get the crowd to spread around again
"He's right behind me, isn't he"
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 AM
"He's right behind me, isn't he"
who among us Wouldn't want a scorching hot picture of themselves posted with tributes?
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
who among us Wouldn't want a scorching hot picture of themselves posted with tributes?
all you can do is sit there and process
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
all you can do is sit there and process
wish I'd have met that lil Biscuit
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
wish I'd have met that lil Biscuit
The Blackberry Trafficker
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The Blackberry Trafficker
nope, I was still in NC when that came out, but they were giving out piles of skull rings and I did get one!
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
nope, I was still in NC when that came out, but they were giving out piles of skull rings and I did get one!