Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of the ZOOTOPIA comic on shelves now. Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes.
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
me plopping down in front of the computer, firing it up
"alright, let's see what The Elves did on this while I was away!"
answer: Jack Shit, that's what The Elves did, there's even less here somehow
"alright, let's see what The Elves did on this while I was away!"
answer: Jack Shit, that's what The Elves did, there's even less here somehow
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
me plopping down in front of the computer, firing it up
"alright, let's see what The Elves did on this while I was away!"
answer: Jack Shit, that's what The Elves did, there's even less here somehow
"alright, let's see what The Elves did on this while I was away!"
answer: Jack Shit, that's what The Elves did, there's even less here somehow
get his ass, kids! Flip that truck
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
get his ass, kids! Flip that truck
turn on Replies, Gaiman
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
turn on Replies, Gaiman
if someone made a movie about the Fake Melania who's a foot taller, always wears the big shades and smiles, I would watch That
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
if someone made a movie about the Fake Melania who's a foot taller, always wears the big shades and smiles, I would watch That
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Secret police put a beat down on a grandmother in Oregon, tearing her rotator cuff while pulling her from a car, before dumping out her purse and fleeing the scene after finding a US passport.
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Secret police put a beat down on a grandmother in Oregon, tearing her rotator cuff while pulling her from a car, before dumping out her purse and fleeing the scene after finding a US passport.
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Boom! Another chapter of NEXT DOOR DUNGEON this Sunday morning! I'm now up to 11 chapters, all of them just waiting for you, totally free, shyly hoping that you'll enjoy, follow, review, have some moments of peace in your day.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
Next Door Dungeon: Book One (Giant Rats With Big Gnashy Teeth)
When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete wi...
www.royalroad.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Boom! Another chapter of NEXT DOOR DUNGEON this Sunday morning! I'm now up to 11 chapters, all of them just waiting for you, totally free, shyly hoping that you'll enjoy, follow, review, have some moments of peace in your day.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
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It’s worth the three minutes to read judgement Fred Biery’s court order in the Liam Ramos case. Only 3 pages.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
It’s worth the three minutes to read judgement Fred Biery’s court order in the Liam Ramos case. Only 3 pages.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Another new chapter of my litRPG light novel has gone up! And you can read it for free on Royal Road, or subscribe to my Patreon at any paid level to read 12 episodes ahead! Support free-range authors! (reviews and follows help big-time, too!)
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
Next Door Dungeon: Book One (Giant Rats With Big Gnashy Teeth)
When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete wi...
www.royalroad.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Another new chapter of my litRPG light novel has gone up! And you can read it for free on Royal Road, or subscribe to my Patreon at any paid level to read 12 episodes ahead! Support free-range authors! (reviews and follows help big-time, too!)
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...
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A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 AM
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
Catherine O'Hara was one of the world's funniest people and elevated anything she worked on.
Also,
Also,
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Catherine O'Hara was one of the world's funniest people and elevated anything she worked on.
Also,
Also,
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This is so unhinged
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This is so unhinged
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Thinking about anonymous ICE agents and the old Wilde quote: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Thinking about anonymous ICE agents and the old Wilde quote: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
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A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.
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here is a foundational problem with AI art that AI cannot solve: anyone using it to make art cannot identify bad art. you learn how to recognize bad art (and improve as an artist) via MAKING art, which they have already fully rejected. the sets do not intersect.
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
here is a foundational problem with AI art that AI cannot solve: anyone using it to make art cannot identify bad art. you learn how to recognize bad art (and improve as an artist) via MAKING art, which they have already fully rejected. the sets do not intersect.
I'm looking forward to seeing how this is transformed from the scroll layout to comics- you will not be disappointed if you order this and spread the word on it, it's truly great work.
Reminder: Comic artist @danschkade.bsky.social Webtoon webcomic Lavender Jack comes to Dark Horse in a beautiful print edition in March! Pre-order: bit.ly/3JaIzfn
By Schkade, @jennmanleylee.myatproto.social and @dylantodd.bsky.social
By Schkade, @jennmanleylee.myatproto.social and @dylantodd.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I'm looking forward to seeing how this is transformed from the scroll layout to comics- you will not be disappointed if you order this and spread the word on it, it's truly great work.
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Nurses at Alex Pretti's memorial on Monday in Minneapolis spoke to our reporters about honoring a fellow nurse, who they say helped others until the very end.
"That's what nurses do," nurse Sarah Evans said. "We care and protect. So we'll do what we can to be in between harm and another person."
"That's what nurses do," nurse Sarah Evans said. "We care and protect. So we'll do what we can to be in between harm and another person."
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Nurses at Alex Pretti's memorial on Monday in Minneapolis spoke to our reporters about honoring a fellow nurse, who they say helped others until the very end.
"That's what nurses do," nurse Sarah Evans said. "We care and protect. So we'll do what we can to be in between harm and another person."
"That's what nurses do," nurse Sarah Evans said. "We care and protect. So we'll do what we can to be in between harm and another person."
Alex + Marc = DARE!
January 28, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Alex + Marc = DARE!
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My favorite part in Melania is when the bad guys think that they have the bag with the Melanium in it, but it's a bomb and then she says "Always bet on black" and the bad guys dicks all blow off
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
My favorite part in Melania is when the bad guys think that they have the bag with the Melanium in it, but it's a bomb and then she says "Always bet on black" and the bad guys dicks all blow off
I really do believe comics are a perfect tool for curing tiktok brain and regrowing attention spans, and we should publicize that
found an alternative to TikTok called Reading A GD Comic Book
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I really do believe comics are a perfect tool for curing tiktok brain and regrowing attention spans, and we should publicize that
found an alternative to TikTok called Reading A GD Comic Book
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 AM
found an alternative to TikTok called Reading A GD Comic Book
do it for the dogs too
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
do it for the dogs too
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"I am 5 years old"
Shut it all down. All of it. ICE, DHS, Border Patrol, the entire Republican Party, all the fascist billionaires, X, Tesla, Avelo, and every Democrat who supports them.
It's evil through and through.
Shut it all down. All of it. ICE, DHS, Border Patrol, the entire Republican Party, all the fascist billionaires, X, Tesla, Avelo, and every Democrat who supports them.
It's evil through and through.
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 AM
"I am 5 years old"
Shut it all down. All of it. ICE, DHS, Border Patrol, the entire Republican Party, all the fascist billionaires, X, Tesla, Avelo, and every Democrat who supports them.
It's evil through and through.
Shut it all down. All of it. ICE, DHS, Border Patrol, the entire Republican Party, all the fascist billionaires, X, Tesla, Avelo, and every Democrat who supports them.
It's evil through and through.
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
I was very lucky to draw a story and be INKED by Sal! I got to call him and gush at him for a bit. My favorite comment was him saying he only ever wanted to ink, "but Stan kept bugging me to pencil issues"
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I was very lucky to draw a story and be INKED by Sal! I got to call him and gush at him for a bit. My favorite comment was him saying he only ever wanted to ink, "but Stan kept bugging me to pencil issues"
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Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning