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Parker

@jeffparker.bsky.social

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Writer of BATMAN/SILENT KNIGHT RETURNS all December long! And then the ZOOTOPIA comic in January! Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes. In between missions I cease to exist https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 3h

They can break out all their riot gear but the video is just going to spread show armed goons attacking dancing cartoon animals

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 6h

yeah, those goons have had it long enough, now it stands against them

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 6h

This administration has already lost. 🐸✊

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 6h

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 6h

I kind of like the idea that it would be American 2 since it's produced by Rick Rubin and PB was very specifically NOT

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 6h

Weird Al never did the "Get your Free Scone" set in a cafe like I wanted but I still sing it whenever I hear her

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 7h

so proud of our citizens rn

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Heidi MacDonald @comixace.bsky.social · 11h

Comics shops numebrs in 2025: ComicHub sales are up 27% in August! Incredible growth rate. Comics and GN sales have gotten closer together a trend that hasn't happened in a long time both growing.

IN 2025...new comic buyers are flocking to store collectors being replaced by readers.

#nycc #icv2

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 14h

wow they didn't even file the numbers off did they

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 17h

@lordretail.bsky.social is unstoppable

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 18h

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

Furiosa was a letdown after Fury Road, it was so great to watch a movie with that many practical effects again

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

as I tell everyone, if you have a water heater, turn off the water to it and you'll have 50 or 60 gallons of water you can get that won't be contaminated. If water is still running but not potable, it can be used for flushing toilets. But lots of sewer lines are certain to get demolished in a quake

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, it's definitely longer than two weeks

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

Barria don't miss!

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

wheel this geezer out so we can start tormenting Vance fully

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in LA is going to realize they were the passenger he dropped off on NYE before tossing his cig and feel really weird about it

NPR @npr.org · 1d

Authorities have charged a 29-year-old man in connection to starting the Palisades Fire, which killed 12 people and destroyed more than 6,800 homes and buildings. (via @laist.com)

Uber driver charged in connection with starting the Palisades Fire

The Palisades Fire erupted on Jan. 7 and went on to kill 12 people and destroy more than 6,800 homes and buildings.

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

I see my sig up in the corner, so that's one you're done with

Steve Lieber: NYCC K-19 @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 2d

For you signature collectors, I’ll have Artist Alley cheat sheets at my table at NYCC! There are 140 real people on the cover of the deluxe Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen. At least 12 of them are in artist alley! Some folks are already trying to get *everyone* in the crowd to sign the endpapers.

Two copies of Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen, along with the cheat sheet

The endpapers, an array of bow ties. Eleven of the bow ties are already signed.

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

if they do 100 quick clicks to pick from, then it's a choice to grab a 'coming out of a smile' to get that Mitt Romney Eating With Trump chagrin face

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

oh yeah, that prompt barely disguised itself!

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

I saw the most strung out looking dude get into one yesterday and realized that they are getting sold/traded out just to be rid of them

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

-but no hope, jobs, cash etc

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

same, and now we have the moral high ground.

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

remembering that three weeks that half of twitter was feeding art into Dall-E to make hilarious jokes, that was one of the biggest heists in history

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2d

Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2d

lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 2d

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

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