Jeff Cipriano
@jeffreycipriano.bsky.social
I will talk to you about literally anything. That’s meant to sound like a threat.
#WakeUpDeadMan is great but has 1 serious flaw that took me out of it: you’re telling me a Catholic Church in NY State has NO Italian-American parishioners?
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
#WakeUpDeadMan is great but has 1 serious flaw that took me out of it: you’re telling me a Catholic Church in NY State has NO Italian-American parishioners?
Catching up on #HeatedRivalry and yes, the sex scenes are hot, and it’s very fun, but like any good romance story it’s also exploring a specific social issue — the gulf between public and private figures, especially when the public side is associated with a kind of masculinity and monetized
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Catching up on #HeatedRivalry and yes, the sex scenes are hot, and it’s very fun, but like any good romance story it’s also exploring a specific social issue — the gulf between public and private figures, especially when the public side is associated with a kind of masculinity and monetized
Rewatching #DangerousLiaisons and 1) this is ABSOLUTELY Glenn Close’s best film role, she’s sensational in this, 2) how is Michelle Pfeiffer this good AND looks the same in 2025 as she did in 1988? How?
a woman wearing a choker and earrings is smiling
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December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Rewatching #DangerousLiaisons and 1) this is ABSOLUTELY Glenn Close’s best film role, she’s sensational in this, 2) how is Michelle Pfeiffer this good AND looks the same in 2025 as she did in 1988? How?
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Emotionally I need #Motherdisco to be on a bi-monthly (that’s twice a month, not once every other month) schedule
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Emotionally I need #Motherdisco to be on a bi-monthly (that’s twice a month, not once every other month) schedule
Had an impromptu photoshoot
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Had an impromptu photoshoot
The wisest thing ever said to me: “it’s not a wedding reception until they play ‘Conga’ by Gloria Estefan”
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The wisest thing ever said to me: “it’s not a wedding reception until they play ‘Conga’ by Gloria Estefan”
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I’m fascinated by how many of these schmucks seem determined to return not just to the 50s, but to an imaginary form of the 50s derived from sitcoms. I demand a national screening of the movie Pleasantville!
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m fascinated by how many of these schmucks seem determined to return not just to the 50s, but to an imaginary form of the 50s derived from sitcoms. I demand a national screening of the movie Pleasantville!
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dig this guy's taste in art
IG casitamxhome
IG casitamxhome
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
dig this guy's taste in art
IG casitamxhome
IG casitamxhome
Say what you will about #StrangerThings and its overall quality or overstretched runtimes — the most watched show in America right now ended this pod of episodes with a young queer person accessing superpowers because another queer person told him to believe in himself.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Say what you will about #StrangerThings and its overall quality or overstretched runtimes — the most watched show in America right now ended this pod of episodes with a young queer person accessing superpowers because another queer person told him to believe in himself.
Me frantically bleaching everything in my apartment before my mother’s arrival
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November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me frantically bleaching everything in my apartment before my mother’s arrival
Do you think #MarjorieTaylorGreene saw a matinee of #WickedForGood and realized she related to Glinda and acted accordingly
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do you think #MarjorieTaylorGreene saw a matinee of #WickedForGood and realized she related to Glinda and acted accordingly
Me during the entirety of Cynthia’s No Good Deed
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me during the entirety of Cynthia’s No Good Deed
A big reason #WickedForGood is darker than the previous film is that your first post-grad job is always less fun than your college years.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A big reason #WickedForGood is darker than the previous film is that your first post-grad job is always less fun than your college years.
Rewatching #Wicked, and having a PTSD flashback to this AND #Anora losing at the #GoldenGlobes to #EmiliaPerez…
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November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Rewatching #Wicked, and having a PTSD flashback to this AND #Anora losing at the #GoldenGlobes to #EmiliaPerez…
One of my fave genre of internet photos: a caption where the guy talks about the courage it took being vulnerable to post… and he’s one of the most beautiful looking creatures you’ve ever seen
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One of my fave genre of internet photos: a caption where the guy talks about the courage it took being vulnerable to post… and he’s one of the most beautiful looking creatures you’ve ever seen
I still think of #JonathanBailey as that “news twink from #Broadchurch” 🤷🏻♂️
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November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I still think of #JonathanBailey as that “news twink from #Broadchurch” 🤷🏻♂️
I’ve had that incredible “the guns were like ah-kakaka-kaka-kaka-ka” line from #BobArmy stuck in my head rent-free (much like #LeslieBibb)
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’ve had that incredible “the guns were like ah-kakaka-kaka-kaka-ka” line from #BobArmy stuck in my head rent-free (much like #LeslieBibb)
Made someone an early (and his first!) Thanksgiving dinner and he was a big fan 😍
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Made someone an early (and his first!) Thanksgiving dinner and he was a big fan 😍
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this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this is a major blow from trump
Rewatching #TheWayOfWater and the way I’d DIE for Payakan the space whale
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Rewatching #TheWayOfWater and the way I’d DIE for Payakan the space whale
Some smooth fits for a gala
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Some smooth fits for a gala