Jeff Salzman
@jeffsalzman.bsky.social
I don’t suffer fools, and I don’t abide kiss asses.
#stevenseagal best performance ever.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
Mad TV - Steven Seagal's America
YouTube video by Steven Andrew
youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
#stevenseagal best performance ever.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
But seriously, Will Sasso was the best Steven Seagal. Prove me wrong.
It just occurred to me that banking interest rates on checking/savings amount to beer money at the end of the year, so it really shouldn’t be the driving factor in selecting a financial institution. Aim higher, folks.
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It just occurred to me that banking interest rates on checking/savings amount to beer money at the end of the year, so it really shouldn’t be the driving factor in selecting a financial institution. Aim higher, folks.
Seeing this guy fail has been pretty entertaining.
Crash And Burn - The Steven Seagal Story
YouTube video by The Critical Drinker
youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Seeing this guy fail has been pretty entertaining.
For all the keyboard warriors, past and future, that decide to come at me in the comments, why not be a man and come do it to my face, in person?
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
For all the keyboard warriors, past and future, that decide to come at me in the comments, why not be a man and come do it to my face, in person?
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
That would require work and effort, both things you people know little about.
Remember, folks: if an employer doesn’t cut you a break for the occasional failure, bail ASAP. That signals they aren’t interested in you learning and growing. They purely value the result, and not you. Go where you are valued.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Remember, folks: if an employer doesn’t cut you a break for the occasional failure, bail ASAP. That signals they aren’t interested in you learning and growing. They purely value the result, and not you. Go where you are valued.
Noir is making a comeback, and I need it. #vertigocomics #dccomics
Hello! A reminder that this is out NEXT MONTH! Get your orders in because you won't want to miss it. I promise!!
PERIL OF THE BRUTAL DARK: AN EZRA CAIN MYSTERY is out in February. A VERTIGO book by @thatjacobphillips.bsky.social, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, and yours truly.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Noir is making a comeback, and I need it. #vertigocomics #dccomics
Let’s get real: David Arnold is the true successor to John Barry as far as #jamesbond goes. #amazon needs to demand David Arnold be hired to score the next film.
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Let’s get real: David Arnold is the true successor to John Barry as far as #jamesbond goes. #amazon needs to demand David Arnold be hired to score the next film.
#marvelcomics botched this big time. It will absolute hurt blind bag sales of #daredevil
Ultimate Endgame Sees Marvel Top Bleeding Cool Weekly Bestseller List
Ultimate Endgame #1 blind bag (and DC's absence) sees Marvel Comics dominate the Bleeding Cool Weekly Bestseller List
bleedingcool.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
#marvelcomics botched this big time. It will absolute hurt blind bag sales of #daredevil
If you’re ever accused of saying things are mid too much, just remind them that most things in life are mid. It isn’t a garbage fire, nor is it the greatest ever,
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
If you’re ever accused of saying things are mid too much, just remind them that most things in life are mid. It isn’t a garbage fire, nor is it the greatest ever,
Any #jamesbond score release that does not include the gun barrel track has failed immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Any #jamesbond score release that does not include the gun barrel track has failed immediately.
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My 2025 in comics:
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
My 2025 in comics:
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
194 pages penciled.
188 pages inked.
5 covers drawn.
4 separate titles.
12 con appearances.
10 cities visited.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
There’s nothing left this year but to get drunk watching #hottubtimemachine
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
There’s nothing left this year but to get drunk watching #hottubtimemachine
I picked up my last comic haul of 2025. This year can now pack sand. #dccomics #marvelcomics #imagecomics
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I picked up my last comic haul of 2025. This year can now pack sand. #dccomics #marvelcomics #imagecomics
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Working through the holidays to keep both JSA and Flash on schedule is tough.
But it’s made a lot easier by getting to draw characters I love, like this guy.
Still a pinch me part of my life.
But it’s made a lot easier by getting to draw characters I love, like this guy.
Still a pinch me part of my life.
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Working through the holidays to keep both JSA and Flash on schedule is tough.
But it’s made a lot easier by getting to draw characters I love, like this guy.
Still a pinch me part of my life.
But it’s made a lot easier by getting to draw characters I love, like this guy.
Still a pinch me part of my life.
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Boy, that’s some pretty good looking #4K Steelbook artwork for BEN-HUR (1959)! Pre-order here on Amazon (street date 2/17)...
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December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Boy, that’s some pretty good looking #4K Steelbook artwork for BEN-HUR (1959)! Pre-order here on Amazon (street date 2/17)...
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
This was oddly popular in my area. Way more than I’d expect. #BCJeffBuckley
Would you like to win a Blu-ray copy of It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley? Just follow the instructions in the article attached to this post. #Giveaway #BCJeffBuckley
Would you like to win a Blu-ray copy of It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley? Just follow the instructions in the article attached to this post. #Giveaway #BCJeffBuckley
We're giving away a free copy of the film It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley on Blu-ray, you just need to follow the instructions to win it
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This was oddly popular in my area. Way more than I’d expect. #BCJeffBuckley
One of many reasons to remove #facebook from your daily life is the drama that enters your stream from people you let friend you just to be nice.
The bottom line is I didn’t care and never was going to. I was there purely to up the friend count.
The bottom line is I didn’t care and never was going to. I was there purely to up the friend count.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
One of many reasons to remove #facebook from your daily life is the drama that enters your stream from people you let friend you just to be nice.
The bottom line is I didn’t care and never was going to. I was there purely to up the friend count.
The bottom line is I didn’t care and never was going to. I was there purely to up the friend count.
The more I hear about the plot points of this, the more I’m convinced it’ll be a train wreck. I hope I’m wrong, but I think there’s going to be a lot of disappointed people.
Robert Downey Jr. Teases Marvel’s Past and Future in Surprise Christmas Post
Subtly isn't Downey Jr.'s strong suit.
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December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The more I hear about the plot points of this, the more I’m convinced it’ll be a train wreck. I hope I’m wrong, but I think there’s going to be a lot of disappointed people.
It would be an obvious choice for many: get rid of Heroes in Crisis. Wally was done dirty, Tom King is horrible, etc. I’ve heard them all. That’s exactly why I will be holding on to those floppies for years to come. You just can’t buy that kind of publicity or emotional response.
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It would be an obvious choice for many: get rid of Heroes in Crisis. Wally was done dirty, Tom King is horrible, etc. I’ve heard them all. That’s exactly why I will be holding on to those floppies for years to come. You just can’t buy that kind of publicity or emotional response.
This is more #startrek than anything #paramount has made since 2009.
Star Trek is dead. RIP to a franchise.
Star Trek is dead. RIP to a franchise.
STAR TREK CHRISTMAS YULE LOG | Film Threat
YouTube video by Film Threat
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December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is more #startrek than anything #paramount has made since 2009.
Star Trek is dead. RIP to a franchise.
Star Trek is dead. RIP to a franchise.
John McClane is busted. He still dies hard though.
I miss the 80s/90s.
I miss the 80s/90s.
Every Law Broken in Die Hard
YouTube video by LegalEagle
youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
John McClane is busted. He still dies hard though.
I miss the 80s/90s.
I miss the 80s/90s.
The holiday does not drive the narrative, thus this take is completely wrong. Sorry, bro, but it’s a bad take.
Die Hard Isn't the Best Christmas Action Movie, Because This 1982 Favorite Is Actually #1
Sorry, Die Hard. There's another action movie that is the best Christmas action flick.
comicbook.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The holiday does not drive the narrative, thus this take is completely wrong. Sorry, bro, but it’s a bad take.
#marvel just did this…
Who Is Inside The Red And Blue Venom Suit In 2026? Not Mary Jane...
Who Is Inside The Red And Blue Venom Symbiote In 2025? It's Not Mary Jane Any More...
bleedingcool.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#marvel just did this…
Buy discs, folks. You’ll never need to care about such things.
Licence To Kill: James Bond Films To Stream On Netflix As Part Of Shock Deal With Amazon
Netflix will launch Die Another Day, No Time to Die, Quantum of Solace and Skyfall on January 15
deadline.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Buy discs, folks. You’ll never need to care about such things.
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DC released the corner box art for a lot of the titles. Here’s a look at ours for The Flash.
It also gives a solid look at the costume we’re giving our boy.
Not quite his 90’s suit, it’s more a combo of details from all my favorite Flash looks with some small updated tweaks.
It also gives a solid look at the costume we’re giving our boy.
Not quite his 90’s suit, it’s more a combo of details from all my favorite Flash looks with some small updated tweaks.
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
DC released the corner box art for a lot of the titles. Here’s a look at ours for The Flash.
It also gives a solid look at the costume we’re giving our boy.
Not quite his 90’s suit, it’s more a combo of details from all my favorite Flash looks with some small updated tweaks.
It also gives a solid look at the costume we’re giving our boy.
Not quite his 90’s suit, it’s more a combo of details from all my favorite Flash looks with some small updated tweaks.