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Jeff Shannon
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Software Engineer, Dogs, Coffee, and other stuff.
Honestly, no. My phone is going to give me a weather advisory if there is something big coming or happening. Having this info buried in a feed doesn't help me.
January 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I hear there is a mixed south Asian family living at the naval observatory.
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Am I the only person who is having difficulty with these? They've gone from hysterical to ...
a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera like "well maybe..."
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January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This guy has never had a cheese burger where kitchen staff hasn't passed around and licked the cheese.
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
When I register to vote I have to swear this oath. “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will protect and defend the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of Florida"

Yet the state prefers I just turn a blind eye to those violating the constitution.
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A lot of people don't know this.
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I'd probably disrupt a church and call out a pastor if he said a hot pocket was just as good as a proper Philly cheese steak but who am I to judge a man of the cloth.
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
When I heard this story all I could think about was the time that dude shot up a black church and the police got him Burger King. I'm gonna leave it to the justice system to resolve. I'm broken at this point and not ready to be the sole adjudicator on social media.
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
We have a really good track record of betraying non Caucasian allies. Even our own indigenous peoples.
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
High probably that he takes his toys and leaves Davos early. I don't think we will get a warm reception.
January 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Thank you for the shout out!
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
In the second paragraph he suggests he is a US government official. The whole world knows the Senate GOP has forfeited any claim to that.
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Jeff Shannon
Botox fillers for the women, rhinoplasty for the men 👃
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm happy I did not have to wait long for this. 😂
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
If we defeated Russia in Ukraine Trump would win the Nobel Peace Prize and in his honor they'd rename it the Trump Peace Prize.
January 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM