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Jeff Granger
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Reds, Devils, Dolphins, Syracuse. Union hockey. DC Comics. Doctor Who. Already thinking about my next tattoo. Father of Twins. Still married to my first wife.
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Tis the season 🎅🧔
A still shot of my tv showing the menu for that all-time Christmas classic Die Hard. Bruce Willis is on his stomach wearing a white sleeveless t-shirt and holding a pistol in his left hand. He is about to off some bad guys. A reflection of my Christmas tree can be seen in the picture, lending ambience to the scene.
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati. I'm just saying...
A white man with glasses. He has white hair and beard, is wearing wearing a brown and red Cincinnati Reds hat and a red white and blue Reds t-shirt. The man bears an uncanny resemblance to Steven Spielberg.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I’m in Toronto for Fan Expo Canada, but we took inside trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame to visit an old friend- Lord Stanley. Notice I’m representing Toronto’s favorite son!
On the next is my wife, a blond white woman wearing a blue t-shirt with a rendition of Van Gogh’s “Starry Might” with a blue police box added. I’m on the right, a white man with glasses and a gray beard. I’m wearing a black t-shirt with a picture of Joey Votto and the hashtags #JoeyVotto and #FaceOfMLB. behind us is a blue circular logo for the Hockey Hall of Fame. Above that are the words “Grand Hall Great Hall” There are also several pictures of various members of the Hockey Hall of Fame. Oh yeah, I almost forgot: between us is the best and most famous trophy in all of sports, the Stanley Cup.
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Heading out to Citi Field. Let’s go Reds!
A black handled push broom with yellow bristles leaning against a blue car in a driveway.
July 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Are any of my Reds family also fans of the Miami Dolphins? I bought my son an aqua and orange Reds hat, but he never wore it (he hates wearing hats) and it’s too small for me. It’s fitted, size 7 5/8. I’m not looking for anything; I just want it to go to a good home! DM if interested.
A Cincinnati Reds baseball cap. The C and the bill are orange and the rest of the hat is aqua. There is a gold circular sticker with the brand (New Era 59FIFTY) and the size (7 5/8)
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Speaking of Batgirls, today marks the day I completed the entire run. These two @rianbowart.com covers were the last two issues I needed.

An omnibus would just mean more money out of my pocket, but it would be money well spent!
Two issues of DC Comics Batgirls. On the left is issue 3, with Cass and Steph against a pink background. On the right is issue 8, with Babs working on a project. Both covers were created by artist Rian Gonzales.
June 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Sometimes living in New York has its positives!
In the foreground are two flagpoles. The one on the left is flying the American flag, and the one on the right is flying the New York State flag and below that, the Pride flag. The wind is blowing hard enough that all three flags are fully unfurled and visible. The sky is bright blue and cloudless, and there are three nearly identical tall office buildings in the background. They are very creatively name Agency Building 1,2 and 3. The photo was taken at the Empire State Plaza in Albany, NY.
June 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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The Reds had a makeup call or two coming their way, so I won't complain either
A pitch location chart for the Cleveland Guardians vs. the Cincinnati Reds on Sunday May 18th. This shows that the fifth pitch from Luis Ortiz to Tyler Stephenson was called strike three despite being outside the strike zone.
May 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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James Bowman (aka JD “Couch Fucker” Vance) wearing a yellow jacket and peeking from behind a tree. His face has been photoshopped onto a popular meme.
April 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I present to you Oliver the five-legged cat
A large orange cat sitting on a gray couch with a white pillow behind him. He is sitting on his backside with his legs out to the side and his tail is in front of him, creating the illusion of a fifth leg.
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Incoming...
A picture of Pete Rose in a Cincinnati Reds uniform talking an a dugout phone. The caption says "President <insert name of America's national embarassment> says he will pardon Pete Rose"
March 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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My wife uses these drops religiously for dry eyes.
A green bottle of eye drops labeled Refresh Optive
February 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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You won't get past the north transept!
Homer Simpson with his head down and eyes closed. On the table in front of him is an incomplete model of Westminster Abbey.
January 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Time for some Christmas cheer
A still from the title menu of Die Hard. Bruce Willis is wearing a white sleeveless t-shirt and holding a gun. The menus are along the bottom: Play, Set Up, Search and Extras.
December 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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A heartwarming Christmas poem from that other site:
A post from another social media site by user @Devilish_Poet from December 23rd, 2024 following the New Jersey Devils decisive victory over the New York Rangers: Twas days before Christmas, awaiting Saint Nick, The scoreboard clock struck 5 past Quick. The overmatched Rangers seemed destined to lose, As fans at the Rock were Jacking their Hughes. "Goodnight, little bros,” said the boys in their reds, Tucking the Rangers into their beds. With visions of Nico and Cotter and Meier, Punishing them with relentless hellfire. Then out near the crease arose such a clatter, Where Dawson was bunting a puck like a batter. The Devils were flying and flexing like Rocky, Playing their brand of Instagram hockey. This team is a joy and the future is bright, Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!
December 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Happy Birthday to two of my favorites: Johnny Bench and Wendy Padbury, both born on this day in 1947!
A black and white photo of Wendy Padbury, who played Zoe Heriot in Doctor Who from 1968 to 1969. She is a white woman with dark chin-length hair and she is wearing a dark sprkling body suit. Behind her is the wall of the Tardis control room with its round lights which serve no purpose. A color photo of former Cincinnati Reds catcher Johnny Bench. In this photo he is standing outside with a bright blue, slightly cloudy sky. He is a white man with era-appropriate brown hair and sideburns. He is wearing a a mustard yellow jacket with a white shirt and black bowtie. The phot is from his guest appearance in the January 1973 episode of The Partridge Family titled "I Left My Heart in Cincinnati"
December 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Seems like a good night to watch this
A hand holding a 4K Blu Ray copy of the movie V for Vendetta. The cover shows Natalie Portman in 3/4 pose and a shaved head.
November 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Little-known fact: my wife was the fifth Beatle.
My wife, a white woman with blonde hair, smiling and wearing green jacket and green pants, standing in front of statues of the four members of The Beatles in Liverpool, UK.
October 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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My first puck of the season! Last year I got three and gave them all away, so I’m keeping this one with a clear conscience.
A hockey puck on a red background. The well-worn puck has the words Union College and the year 1795. A garnet block “U” is in the center.
October 4, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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First box ticked for today’s game- I met Annie Sabo!
On the right is a smiling woman with long brown hair and a red jacket, Cincinnati Reds reporter Annie Sabo. On the left is me, wearing sunglasses, a Mets jersey and a Reds hat. We are at Citi Field in Flushing NY.
September 8, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Aragorn hugging Haldir in The Two Towers. The caption reads "You are most welcome"
August 26, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Don’t mind if I do! 😋
A box of Timbits from Tim Hortons.
August 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Sweet, a free scooter! Now I just have to remember which rail I’m not supposed to touch 🤔🤔
A blue scooter lodged between two rails of the train tracks.
August 9, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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This photo of Rece Hinds's home run by the Enquirer's Sam Greene is 🔥
A photo of Cincinnati Reds rookie Rece Hinds hitting his first career home run. It is a perfect shot of the instant that bat meets the ball. The background image of the crowd is blurred. The photo was taken by Sam Greene of the Cincinnati Enquirer.
July 9, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Fuck you MLB
A message on my tv from MLB.tv, a service for which I pay, stating that the Reds vs. Yankees game is blacked out because I live in New York. I am flipping off the TV with my left hand.
July 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM