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Jeff Granger
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Reds, Devils, Dolphins, Syracuse. Union hockey. DC Comics. Doctor Who. Already thinking about my next tattoo. Father of Twins. Still married to my first wife.
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Why the hell aren't the bands marching on the field? That's the main reason to go see a bowl game.
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Few things are as satisfying as going to the bank with a container full of change, dumping said change into a machine, and then having $96.27 deposited into your account with no fees. Only one coin was rejected, but it’s because it is from Zambia.
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tis the season 🎅🧔
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why are the Raiders playing a USFL team? Those uniforms definitely don’t belong to an NFL team.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy Birthday to Reds legend Johnny Bench and to Doctor Who legend Wendy Padbury, both born on this date in 1947!
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’m filling up my travel Bingo card quickly- last week I left my phone in a cab (but got it back), and now I just lost my passport (but got it back.) Now we get to fly back into a winter storm, so there will be all kinds of opportunities!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Ireland, where they call it “Thursday” The Irish may not celebrate Thanksgiving, but they damn well celebrate Black Friday.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

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Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Now pitching for the Blue Jays, Latham NY’s favorite son, Jeff Hoffman
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Nucivorous [nyoo-SIV-ur-rus]
(adj.)
- (of animals) gaining sustenance primarily or exclusively from nuts.

Use:
“Unable to endure Aunt Penumbra’s frenzied triturations a moment longer, Uncle Eustace reposited her in the garden shed with sufficient nuts to appease her nucivorous cravings.”
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Well, it's officially hockey season. Baseball is done until Spring Training.
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I did my part for the Reds tonight- I had Skyline for dinner.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Some questionable play calling by Syracuse. They had better hold on!
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati. I'm just saying...
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
John Sadak laying in to "The Best Fans in Baseball*" Love to hear it.
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m in Toronto for Fan Expo Canada, but we took inside trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame to visit an old friend- Lord Stanley. Notice I’m representing Toronto’s favorite son!
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Lux is on #CycleWatch
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ANDY GRANDY!!!
August 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Happy birthday to Mike Trout!

(And also to my wife🥳)
August 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
John “Slumpbuster” Sadak strikes again!
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm a Reds fan first. Fuck the Dodgers.
July 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The great social equalizer for Major League Baseball fans: bobbleheads. Today is David Wright bobblehead day and the lines to get in are halfway to Brooklyn. If I weren’t trying to snag one for my nephew I’d go sit in my car with the AC running until they died down.
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Heading out to Citi Field. Let’s go Reds!
July 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My wife and I are going to the Reds game in NYC tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be allowed to bring a broom?
July 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM