Assigned poodle at birth

The Katamari Damacy game developers are too afraid to make

We gotta give 'em time to make tweak mods that adress all their complaints with the game first.

Leave a gamer alone with mod tools for at least a year and they will make gooner mods

Reducing delivery payout based on how much you usually tip is so fucking evil. Pure algorithmic cruelty

They're obsessed with us and find us icky because we represent a kind of freedom, self-love and self- respect that makes them tremble in fear. Bitch its not my problem you're so boring!

Dragon... cool... guys enhance...

We should've left that shit behind a while ago. Be the pettier, worse person instead.

Avatar is proof that all you really need to wow audiences is sufficiently pretty colors. They'll forget everything else about it because those plants were really pretty