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Your JellyMuppet
@jellymuppet.bsky.social
Zach. They/Them. Scarf-covered creature in a wizard hat. Makes RPGs as @SoulMuppet.co.uk. Writes occasionally at @goonhammer.com. Thinking about Vampires, Moons and Cowboys. NB. PP by @oddsbod.bsky.social.
Buy games at https://soulmuppet-store.co.uk/
finally sent you a message
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I just get Plato to write my books for me tbh
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Like a trained seal, I am very good at throwing up small items of food up in the air and catching them in my mouth.
January 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Precisely
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
but my mental healthhhhh
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
i am interpreting this as a subtweet and making ready for war
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
bsky.app/profile/jell... exceptionally on brand followup tweet.
Why the fuck would you name your cat or dog agamemnon??? He's the most selfish, unpleasant, slave-stealing, war-mongering, wife-murdered asshole in maybe the whole Iliad.

In this essay I will...
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Oh wait, that's why it's a great name for a cat.
January 12, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I'll drop you a message monday!
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Thanks!
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM