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Jem Jeraffe 💎🦒 | Internet Denizen @jemjeraffe.bsky.social · Nov 18
One of, if not the, my favoritest comic ever
deogie.bsky.social Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · Nov 18
u may never know ...
DEOGIE: I LOVE YOU UNCLE:...WHY DEOGIE, WITH AN EVIL SMILE:NYEH HEH HEH NYEHHEH HEH... UNCLE: TELL ME WHY
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December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Yesterday's code archaeology: looking through my small twitch bot experiment from previous PC. Of note: Python+Quart, twitch's IRC api, and integrating the token oauth into an obs dockable. Never got to DB or past chatbot rate limit testing.

Next steps will be rewrite for Node.js and EventSub :)
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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#timj Invisible by Uiro open.spotify.com/track/7KsJDD...

the. absolute. Funk!!
Smooth vocals
Fun beatmap (muse dash)

Took me like 20 tries to get the Full Combo, though, so only 10.5/10
Invisible
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September 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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No longer have an excuse to skip breakfast, unless I'm out of eggs, milk, sugar, salt, flour, oil, and butter
Homemade clătite / crêpes
September 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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tem make website temstuff.neocities.org
Tem Stuff
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September 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Retro Difficulty - Gator Days
Retro Difficulty - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher throws up his arms in frustration. He's sitting on the ground and playing an old video game. The game is proving to be difficult. He is wearing a shirt that depicts a face represented by a large G and two smaller Gs representing the eyes. Mewbert is watching from the couch. She is confident that she could beat it easily. Gustopher: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! How did anyone beat this old game? Panel 2 Gustopher's dad chimes in to note how the game is definitely beatable. Nougat is comfortably sitting on his lap and happy to be recieving pets. August: It takes practice, memorization, and perseverance. Gustopher: Is that how you beat it? Panel 3 August looks suspiciously to the side. He is filled with sudden wave of shame. Nougat doesn't notice anything. She's just enjoying the pets. August: Well... Panel 4 August decides to come clean. August: There's also a code for infinite life. Gustopher: CHEATING! Nougat is no longer pleased. Not because of August's use of cheat codes but because his pets have slowed down. Nougat will remember that. Mewbert isn't really paying attention to any of this anymore.
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Windows Update report, Sept ed.: successfully shutdown via Update & Shutdown

Mmm, but now I have the "OBS-breaking" update...
Further analysis required
September 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Lake Pirates - Gator Days
Lake Pirates - Gator Days Panel 1 Gustopher and August have gone to the lake for a swim. Gustopher lazily floating around in an inner tube while August is enjoying how the cool water feels on a warm summer day. Gustopher does bring up one concern. Gustopher: Are there pirates at this lake? August: No pirates. Panel 2 Gustopher starts to carefully look around for places that pirates might be hidden. He has put a lot of thought into potential pirate hiding locations. Have you considered all the places where pirates might be hiding? They could be under the bed. I personally check the door multiple times a night to make sure it's locked so pirates can't get in. I might have an anxiety problem. Anyway, August is quick to squash any worries of pirates so the two of them can fully enjoy their time at the water. Gustopher: Are you sure? They could be hiding in the trees. August: You're safe. There are no pirates. Panel 3 Gustopher continues to float around as August takes in all the beautiful nature surrounding them. He feels confident that Gustopher won't worry about pirates any more. Panel 4 Gustopher dramatically flings his arms into an air and states his displeasure. Gustopher: THIS PLACE NEEDS PIRATES! It is at this point that August realizes that pirates would have been a positive, not a negative.
August 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Four panel comic. Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand. Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash. Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.” Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.
August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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When you fail your first career (and your horse wife 🐎) so you're thrown back into the time loop 😔🔁 #umamusume
August 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Kayaked today 🙂

Arm hort 🙃

🛶
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Liam Pranks - Gator Days
Liam Pranks - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia, Hannah, and Liam are at the park. Olivia and Hannah have decided to teach Liam everything they know about pranking. They are both filled with glee at the thought of corrupting their most innocent of friends. Olivia: We've taught you all we know about pranks. Ready to try pulling one? Liam: I guess. Panel 2 Olivia and Hannah hide behind a wall to watch Liam prank Gustopher. The two are filled with pride and curiosity. Liam: Hey, I got you a candy bar. Gustopher: Nice! Liam holds up a "Just Sugar" candy bar. It's mostly made of sugar and regret. Panel 3 Liam pulls out a second "Just Sugar" candy bar. Twice the sugar and twice the regret. Liam: It's a prank. I actually got you two. Gustopher: WOW! Thanks! Panel 4 Olivia and Hannah are shocked at this turn of events. Olivia: THAT'S NOT A PRANK! Liam: He seems to like it. Gustopher: Great prank. It is only too late that Olivia and Hannah have realized that the true prank was on them.
August 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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#timj Nest by Hania Rani open.spotify.com/track/4NtRwR...

The piano, near instant goosebumps
And then the vocals, esp. at the halfway mark
Haunting

Sorry (not sorry) the past few ones have been from the DS2 soundtrack, but Kojima Productions knows how to pick 'em!
Nest
Hania Rani · Home · Song · 2020
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August 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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#timj Rome by Magnolian open.spotify.com/track/69LHBn...

That guitar picking, and his voice, just so soothing
Rome
Magnolian · Slow Burn · Song · 2020
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August 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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With all the anniversaries flying around, it can be easy to forget the most important one of all - this dude’s birthday! Join us in wishing a wonderful day to our friend, leader, and all around wonderful human Mr. Ben Gibbard. We love you Ben!

📷: Jimmy Fontaine
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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1) Remind me to never ever ever ever ever ever never never ever not ever ne'er eat shrimp ever unless I for some reason really really want tummyveryhortitis, in which case 2) also liberally apply sense-returning slaps before going back to step 1
August 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM