No longer have an excuse to skip breakfast, unless I'm out of eggs, milk, sugar, salt, flour, oil, and butter

"I have done nothing but deliver bread for six days"
Left: connect 1 side region, roads, aid requests, 5-star Australia peeps, standard orders S evals, and all but one [REDACTED]

Update: the temporal anomaly has been addressed

Breaking News: according to my atomic desk calendar, it has been May 6th for the past 48 days! If the past month and a half has felt abnormally strange and you have been seeking an answer, look no further!

12 years ago, I bought Portal 2 from Gamestop while there was a Steam sale going.

I'm sorry Gamestop employee, you tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen.

Here's to another 12 years (and countless dusty unplayed bought games) to come!

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I hope this explains things

10 years ago, some coder hooked up Pokemon Red to the computers and let 1.16 million people control the actions of a youthful pocket monster trainer. And I was in awe of the idea of streaming and its potential for connection.
2024, and still loving it.

#twitchrecap

Hey, Ma, I made it! Twitch says I'm a streamer now!

Thank you thank you thank you to the folks who've tuned into my stream and chatted, kept me company, or just enjoyed the pretty lights and lame commentary i kinda give, it means a lot to me!
Excited for 2025, fellow gamers o7
#twitchrecap

The most wonderful time of the year

My recap. Lots of time watching Markiplier with the sib, dunkey without the sib, lots (lots) of clips, and a couple random streams. For the League inclusion, I probably blame girl_dm_ (possible slander) or Penelope Wiseman

Dear Fediary,

This is who makes your jeraffe-themed content. Look on his works, ye mighty, and compare!