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I never use quotation marks for emphasis
#leguminati
I never use quotation marks for emphasis
#leguminati
How have I not heard of this before?
I’m getting the weighted blanket for your eyes and weighted pod for your body…As soon as I locate those gift cards…
I’m getting the weighted blanket for your eyes and weighted pod for your body…As soon as I locate those gift cards…
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
How have I not heard of this before?
I’m getting the weighted blanket for your eyes and weighted pod for your body…As soon as I locate those gift cards…
I’m getting the weighted blanket for your eyes and weighted pod for your body…As soon as I locate those gift cards…
It makes my left eye twitchy when people call them soundtracks.
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It makes my left eye twitchy when people call them soundtracks.
Yes, seriously. These guys act extremely divorced.
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Yes, seriously. These guys act extremely divorced.
“At least 20 years younger”
Did he forget we know he’s 79?
Did he forget we know he’s 79?
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
“At least 20 years younger”
Did he forget we know he’s 79?
Did he forget we know he’s 79?
All I know is that the theme to Laverne and Shirley is now stuck in my head.
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
All I know is that the theme to Laverne and Shirley is now stuck in my head.
I feel like I *should* know, but I don’t.
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I feel like I *should* know, but I don’t.
Just a guess, but people aren’t good at admitting they were wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just a guess, but people aren’t good at admitting they were wrong.
That is indeed what I was suggesting, yes.
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
That is indeed what I was suggesting, yes.
I thought we already knew this though. I mean, yeah, gross, but not new information.
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I thought we already knew this though. I mean, yeah, gross, but not new information.
I wonder if this situation is the first time she’s ever used the word “fetus.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I wonder if this situation is the first time she’s ever used the word “fetus.”
And they’re all on the same streaming service, so it’s not that finding them is an issue…
I had to check the date it was published to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.
I had to check the date it was published to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
And they’re all on the same streaming service, so it’s not that finding them is an issue…
I had to check the date it was published to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.
I had to check the date it was published to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.
I liked your post, BUT, I don’t recommend ice cream on a tourtière.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I liked your post, BUT, I don’t recommend ice cream on a tourtière.
Well, I’m with him on the leaving your shoes on bit. Stopped clocks and whatnot.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Well, I’m with him on the leaving your shoes on bit. Stopped clocks and whatnot.
Auto-drip lavazza with half and half
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Auto-drip lavazza with half and half
How she didn’t shoot back with a Fuck You Asshole I’ll never know.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
How she didn’t shoot back with a Fuck You Asshole I’ll never know.
Wow, I did not realize Mel Gibson was alive. Maybe the pope thought he was dearly departed?
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wow, I did not realize Mel Gibson was alive. Maybe the pope thought he was dearly departed?
Well yeah, them doing nothing is a net positive here, so, I don’t think he realizes *why* he’s right, but he’s right.
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Well yeah, them doing nothing is a net positive here, so, I don’t think he realizes *why* he’s right, but he’s right.
Actual humans wrote these things?
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Actual humans wrote these things?
I haven’t seen anyone highlight a section that I certainly would. He says, “getting her to be good,” would require more “firmness” than he’d like. That shit pisses me off, and it’s exactly why these creeps go for teenagers. Women know better. She said she was tired so he wouldn’t throw a tantrum.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I haven’t seen anyone highlight a section that I certainly would. He says, “getting her to be good,” would require more “firmness” than he’d like. That shit pisses me off, and it’s exactly why these creeps go for teenagers. Women know better. She said she was tired so he wouldn’t throw a tantrum.
Literacy and proofreading skills are severely lacking in their world.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Literacy and proofreading skills are severely lacking in their world.