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Jeneric
@jenericuser.bsky.social
In the corner of the function trying and failing to be forgettable
🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her
One thing about me is that recently the water from every faucet in my home runs pure white
September 25, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Here’s a secret about me—

I once spent two days
September 24, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Me: Im just saying selling pasties with ‘1984’ printed on them could make you a lot of money

My boss: i understand that but this is an Applebees
September 10, 2023 at 10:59 PM
thoughts on this?
September 10, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Sorry, can’t hang out today. Yeah, I’m too busy not learning my lesson
September 4, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I have reached peak androgyny and all is well with the world
August 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM
I went to the store and multiple middle-aged women almost bumped their shopping carts into me while staring at me with shock

Those burdened by the shackles of gender norms are shocked and confused by the freedom of the transgender
August 28, 2023 at 9:40 PM
i have that nirvana rizz. people can’t stay away from my aloof and peaceful vibes
August 27, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Me: Yeah i just feel like no matter what i do im always anxious and unhappy at the end of the day. It’s like I’m waiting for a peace that will never come

Barista: Please just remove your card from the pin pad
August 24, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Reposted by Jeneric
“excuse me teacher, what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
August 22, 2023 at 4:58 AM
My manager just walked over, rubbed essential oils on my wrist and neck, said “for stress” and then walked away
August 22, 2023 at 2:00 PM
I’ve got a song in my heart and a fire in my belly
August 22, 2023 at 2:14 AM
my cat lets me hold her and pet her she is so good
August 22, 2023 at 2:09 AM
I wake up at 3AM parched. I run to the faucet and turn it on, shoving my face underneath it. I forgot in my hurry that this was the penis faucet
August 22, 2023 at 2:06 AM